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Okay I normally don't do two posts in one day, however, I wa..

Okay I normally don't do two posts in one day, however, I wanted to give you all some choices since it is pride month after all. So if the daddy beard set wasn't your thing, and you're looking for something a little more femme, may I suggest this very sexy masturbation video for your viewing pleasure β™₯

Tip $28 on this post and I'll send it to you

Have a good weekend Thirstosaurs!
- Cate

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Happy Pride Month, Thirstosaurs! This is our first Friday t..

Happy Pride Month, Thirstosaurs!

This is our first Friday together this month!!!! I don't know if you saw on socials, I'm doing so much this month to celebrate and also there's been a lot of chaos (mostly in a good way) coming at me this summer. I have a lot of projects, some super secret, and I'm so excited to share them all with you! Make sure to comment or message me about what's going on in your world! I want to know.

I did take some hot hotel pics and a little video while I was away which will be coming at you next week, some more Cate talks Kink is dropping here this month, AND we're having a sale on some very queer content so please be gay with me all month~

We've had a lot of folks come back so first off HUZZAH! Welcome back! Second off, please observe the tags on this post! I am slowly, and I do emphasize slowly, organizing content that's available by type, price, and stuff so if you look at the top of the wall / feed whatever you call it, you'll be able to see some previews, menus, things like that. I know I've been working on a new menu for FOREVER and I promise someday I will get that finished.

Other then that if you have any questions please don't hesitate to DM me and ask! Once again I am grateful for your support not even in just being here and monetarily supporting my work and this place where it all intersects, I appreciate every share, like, bookmark, story repost, every single thing you do helps.

OH I ALMOST FORGOT!!! You can be in the UPCOMING BOOK by following my links! I'm also working on a newsletter as well! *crosses fingers that will be done soon* πŸ˜…

Okay I think I've said everything I wanted to say! Have a great weekend!
~ Cate

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OH HI! Its the day for butts! It's butt day! Check your DMs..

OH HI! Its the day for butts! It's butt day!
Check your DMs for my butt OR tip $5 on this post!

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I took a shower, so now we're b..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I took a shower, so now we're brushing our teeth together! (If you want the shower it's in your dms). This video is for everyone that hasn't brushed their teeth yet today! Come on! Get up! Let's do it together! Don't mind the spitting, you perverts πŸ˜…

Thank you for all your patience with me and I appreciate all the support as well! Frolicon was SO MUCH FUN! If you've never been to a kinky con and you're curious about it please put it on your bucket list 😁

Have a great day! Watch this as many times as you need!

~ Cate

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Happy Wednesday, Thirstosaurs! It's that time of year agai..

Happy Wednesday, Thirstosaurs!

It's that time of year again where I will be at Frolicon and perhaps some of you might too! So, let's make some rules and boundaries so we can have a great time and not make it awkward!

As always I have trouble with faces so if I don't recognize you right away, please don't take it personally! Feel free to say hi!

What happens on here stays on here! This is such a sacred private space, and I work very hard to keep it that way. Please respect my wishes and keep things that happen here on here!

For those that aren't going to Frolicon, what kind of content would you like to see? Because of this site there is only so much I can do but, I will try my best!

- Cate

P.S check your dms this week / weekend for some goodies while I'm gone!!!

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! The world is A LOT right now an..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

The world is A LOT right now and despite what many people say about neurodivergent folks and empathy, I'm sure it's taking a toll on you as well. This isn't really a space to get super heavy, but I was thinking about how sometimes it can be really hard to do basic things, like get through all your meetings.

This is an audio just to help you get through the day. To check in with yourself and take it one breath at a time. You got this, even if it's hard. Even if the world seems impossible.

I hope it helps you as much as recording it helped me.

You got this!

- Cate

***If you ARE looking for a sexier audio just message me. I got you.***

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Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great week an..

Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs!

I hope you had a great week and I have something super real to talk about today. I don't have a fancy way to put this so I'm just going to say it.

I struggle a lot lately with my body.

A lot of things have changed for me these past couple years, including my physical ability, which is perfectly normal as our bodies age and time passes. What is ALSO normal is struggling with where your body is and how you feel in it, and that's what I want to talk about today.

You see, not only am I struggling with self acceptance right now, my brain keeps telling me I'm not allowed to struggle with my body. I talk a lot about self acceptance and love on the internet, and with the amazing projects I have on the way, it seems so silly when I say it out loud. It's almost embarrassing that I would feel this way however body positivity doesn't mean you're positive about your body 24/7.

I'm done shaming myself for my feelings. Our bodies change, and I need to allow myself the space and time to adjust and learn to love the body that I have right now.

Loving yourself is an active choice. A decision that you make every day. Similar to loving your partner(s). Taking pictures of myself even when I don't feel like the most amazing version of myself is an action of radical self love.

This isn't a plea for compliments, although those are always nice and I appreciate them so much. It's an invitation to do this together if you are also in this place with me.

If you're open to it, I'd love to see your self acceptance selfies, and I'll continue to share more of mine.

I hope this helps!
- Cate

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It's Monday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you behaved while I was ..

It's Monday, Thirstosaurs!

I hope you behaved while I was away! I'll be catching up on everything today, including messages! Thank you for giving me space while I was away celebrating! πŸ₯°

I appreciate you all so much!
~ Cate

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Happy Friday! I’m out camping! I’m sorry I didnt have much..

Happy Friday!

I’m out camping! I’m sorry I didnt have much for you this week but I sent a little audio to your dms in case you haven’t heard a monologue on voices that also doubles as a little JOI 😁

I am trying to be mostly unplugged so I will answer all your dms when I get back! Take care of yourself!!!

- Cate

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Good morning, Thirstosaurs! This video is something a litt..

Good morning, Thirstosaurs!

This video is something a little different than my usual content so PLEASE READ THIS FIRST before watching the video 😁

If you're here, you know, as I do, that tasks that seem like no big deal to most people can be a really big deal to neurodivergent people. One thing I've always wanted to do in this space is make a body doubling series for things like, brushing your teeth or taking a shower.

You were all so amazing about my new video on YouTube and it really inspired me to lean into more of my content ideas, which helped me create this little mini series.

So, today's video is "Brush your teeth with me", and that's what we're doing in today's video!

Let me know if this is helpful, and also what day you usually try and clean your bathroom, cause for no reason at all whatsoever πŸ˜…

Have a good Friday! Happy Brushing!
~ Cate

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Chapter 1 of Pride and Prejudice, but make it spontaneous an..

Chapter 1 of Pride and Prejudice, but make it spontaneous and exciting by adding in a little more stimulation, as they say controlled by another party. 😏

Perhaps I should bring back these kinds of videos?

Anyway, if you haven't seen this one yet ***tip $22 on this post to get this 10 minute video!***

As always every single dollar I get from here goes to supporting my mission of neurodivergent sex advocacy and I know I say this a lot, but I cannot thank you enough for helping me in that mission.

I am so grateful for every one of you!
- Cate

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POV: It's my turn to be the pet πŸ₯Ί I think this counts as a P..

POV: It's my turn to be the pet πŸ₯Ί
I think this counts as a Praise Kink Video right? Anyway if you don't have this one tip $15 on this post and I'll send it to you!

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***CALLING ALL ASEXUALS*** I really want this to be space w..

***CALLING ALL ASEXUALS***
I really want this to be space were you can choose you're own adventure and I know that can be a little difficult to do here. I've been thinking a lot about the needs of those of us that identify as ace and I really want to create a space where it's like more a choose your own adventure.

I already have a place I'm thinking about, but I have NO IDEA what kind of content to put on the Ace tier that I'm creating! Education of course, so

***what are some of the things you'd LOVE to see in a Ace Space?***

Please feel free to message me if that's more comfortable for you! No this place isn't going anywhere, but I do want people to have a space to set their own boundaries in a way. Does that make sense?

Anyway let me know and I hope you take some time for yourself! β™₯

- Cate

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Hi! I don’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in a while but I..

Hi! I don’t remember if I’ve mentioned this in a while but I have all my old VODS available if you like longer videos (**over an hour long**) and missed any of these ones!

Message me if you need any of these sent to you! πŸ₯Ή I’ll keep adding to this post!

***Since they are older videos they are $50 each or you can buy 2 and get 1 free*** 😊

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Hi Thirstosaurs! I know I've been kind a quiet lately but ..

Hi Thirstosaurs!

I know I've been kind a quiet lately but I promise it's for good reasons! I have some really exciting projects coming up that I cannot wait to share with you.

For now enjoy this picture where I look super hot, and make sure to check your messages later if you want to be stepped on 😏

- Cate

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Have you been a good pet? Do you want to worship my feet as ..

Have you been a good pet? Do you want to worship my feet as a reward? Do you have a little giantess fetish maybe? Then this video is 100% for you, and if you haven't seen it yet tip $30 on this post or message me!

I hope you're having a great week Thirstosaurs!!!

- Cate

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Felt cute, might delete later. Speaking of delete and incred..

Felt cute, might delete later. Speaking of delete and incredible segueways ***NEW TTRPG WORLD-BUILDING CHALLENGE***!

I've been working on a bunch of really cool actual play projects lately so I've got world-building on the brain and I'm making it everyone's problem.

your prompt is "Delete".

What would happen if overnight, every written word ever written disappeared?

Or perhaps, no new history, no new science, no new... anything, could be recorded?

Maybe one day, the entire world wakes up to deleted memories....or uploaded new ones?

Or maybe some it's something specific that is lost, knowledge that gets deleted: a single spell, a single formula-- how would your new world be different? The same?

How does magic work? What challenges would your adventures have?

Let me know! I want to hear your cool ideas!

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Did you have fun? Do you like it when I'm smart? πŸ€“ ARE YOU R..

Did you have fun? Do you like it when I'm smart? πŸ€“ ARE YOU READY TO PLAY SOME TTRPGS WITH ME?

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OMG ARE YOU READY FOR THE AMA TOMORROW? I have been collecti..

OMG ARE YOU READY FOR THE AMA TOMORROW? I have been collecting your questions ALL MONTH and I can't wait until I get to answer them LIVE tomorrow!

If you haven't had a chance to get yours in then you can comment on the pinned post OR message me if you'd like it to be anonymous 😁

I feel like it's been SO LONG since I've been live thank you for being so patient and understanding with me!

- Cate

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I couldn't decide which ones I liked better 🀣

I couldn't decide which ones I liked better 🀣

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Are you as excited about the AMA live as I am? WHO AM I SEEI..

Are you as excited about the AMA live as I am? WHO AM I SEEING THERE? 😁

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Alright who wants to play TTRPGs with me? What are some of y..

Alright who wants to play TTRPGs with me? What are some of your favorite two player ones? I'm thinking journaling / post to play style in messages or maybe on the feed depending on the type of games we want to play? Thoughts?

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Oh hey! Come here often? Check your messages in a bit for a ..

Oh hey! Come here often? Check your messages in a bit for a little bondage treat πŸ’•

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Are you ready for the week? Because I am not 🀣

Are you ready for the week?

Because I am not 🀣

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! So remember when I mentioned re..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

So remember when I mentioned redoing the page a little more to get things more organized for your pleasure 😏 So if you haven't noticed I'm a little obsessed with onsies. They're comfy, they're one thing. They easily come off.

Unless you get them dirty, you can go a while without washing them 🀣

Anywhere, here are the onsie sets I have if that's your thing! These are all photo shoots, and the first two pics are from photo sets I did so they are very naughty and the blue one is from a photoshoot so it's more budoir but still has some nipple in it 😁

Idk if you saw but I've been recording some really cool stuff so if I'm slow getting back to you that's why and DONT FORGET TO ASK ME YOUR ANAL QUESTIONS OKAY THANKS!

- Cate β™₯

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Happy Saturday Thirstosaurs! ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT ANAL! Ser..

Happy Saturday Thirstosaurs! ASK ME ANYTHING ABOUT ANAL! Seriously!

Thanks for all the well wishes and the concerns about my health! I'm keeping a lot of whats going on kinda of private for now until i know more, and I appreciate that you are all respecting that so thank you!

I have a really fun surprise for you! We're bringing back lives this month *fingers crossed* and yall know how much I love being a resource for you!

So this month we're doing a very special Valentine's Day live to talk about a very specific topic that a lot of people are often embarrassed to actually learn about: anal.

Now before you get excited, this is going to be less of a demonstration and more of a Cate Talks Kink LIVE : Anal and if you haven't been keeping up with Cate Talks Kink, which has another episode coming I PROMISE, then please check that series out so you have a better idea of what to expect!

Leave your questions in the comments or dm them to me if you'd like to remain anonymous! Let's see how this goes!

I hope you have the greatest weekend!
- Cate

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Hi! I have another Cate Talks Kink episode on the way!!!! Do..

Hi! I have another Cate Talks Kink episode on the way!!!! Do you want me to post like, available content on the feed and categorize it so things are easier to find? Do you think that would be helpful?

Would you perfer it categorized by like price, or type or what to you think? I'm just trying to figure out a way to make things easier for you thirstosaurs!!! 😁

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POV: You caught me trying to be bougie

POV: You caught me trying to be bougie

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I'm a professional, can't you tell?

I'm a professional, can't you tell?

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I can't decide which one I like better

I can't decide which one I like better

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