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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! If you haven't done your dishes y..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

If you haven't done your dishes yet, let's do the dishes because after we're going to take a shower.

Just a little warning, these are a little angry. I don't want to do the dishes, I'm not happy about it, and I might swear a little 😅 but there are captions!

Let me know if you do your dishes with me
- Cate ♥

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It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monda..

It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monday's really but since a lot of people are off of work today who normally wouldn't be, I thought I'd share these super sexy pics with you. Scroll all the way to the end for cleavage.

So remember the other day, when I said I made a lot of weird experimental content because I'm just a weird little guy? So I accidently made an edging video that will be in your dms shortly. 😘

Enjoy,
- Cate ♥

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Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great week an..

Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs!

I hope you had a great week and if you have plans this weekend let me know what they are!

No Kinky Craft was had this week because I'm already on my way to another convention but the good news is I made SO MUCH CONTENT while I was in this snazzy hotel room all by myself 🥺

As one does when in a hotel room alone, I tried out a bunch of new ideas I think you'll really like, picked up some new outfits and have really been feeling myself so get ready for this set coming (hehe cumming) in your dms today.

I also made an accidental edging video which I will explain when its time 😏(which is Monday, the time is Monday)

This weekend I'll be at Champion's Grove playing some Dungeons & Dragons and so I will be back on Tuesday, but I will be sporadically checking dms.

I've also had a lot of questions about customs this week interestingly, so if you want a custom exclusive audio from yours truly, they're $100 no matter the length, 😏, and we can discuss it in messages! (I also take suggestions for free)

Don't forget to sign up for the newsletter too if you want to stay up to date on all the things!

Talk soon,
- Cate ♥

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Guess where I am this weekend! In Atlanta for a weekend cele..

Guess where I am this weekend!

In Atlanta for a weekend celebrating sex positivity, community and kink. I'll be doing a live (interactive) podcast session on Sunday - you can sign up to participate in the Game Room starting Thursday at 5pm EST.

Catch me around the con and say hi so I can give you a limited edition badge sticker!

If you're not going to be there make sure to keep an eye on this space for fun dm goodies

- Cate ♥

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It's Monday, Thirstosaurs! Thanks for hanging out with me an..

It's Monday, Thirstosaurs!

Thanks for hanging out with me and playing Marbles on stream! In case you missed it, you can find me live on the purple app on Mondays and Fridays.

On Wednesdays, I'll be here making fun kinky crafts like making your own dress form! You can swipe for the supply list! The first step to making your own cosplays, costumes, and other kinky wearables is a dress form. So many people stop at this point because they don't have access to one.

Good news!

You can make one at home using things you probably already have lying around your house. You'll need:

✨Scissors
✨Duct Tape
✨Cardboard
✨Writing Utensil
✨Expanding Spray Form
✨Garbage bag or junk T-shirt
✨Sturdy hanger

I'll be sending out something fun for Masturbation Monday to help make your day better soon so keep an eye on your dms!

- Cate ♥

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It's here, Thirstosaurs! Okay so a little back story on this..

It's here, Thirstosaurs!

Okay so a little back story on this partner play audio.

So many of you have told me over the years that you enjoy my content with your partners. Some of you have grown stronger in your relationships because of it, and I really wanted to honor that in this audio.

This is an audio that involved various types of touch with objects of your choosing in places of your choosing. My suggestion would be to listen to the full 28 minute audio together if you don't like surprises.

And if you do, I mean, surprise away!

Decide who is partner A, the one who will wear the blindfold and who is partner B, the one who will be the doer, the holder of the objects. Grab your supplies, (check out the first episode of Kinky Crafts if you need to make a blindfold)

If you don't see the audio in your dms, message me about it please.

I also want to note that this audio is made up of sections for each type of touch we work through together with moments to pause so you may enjoy and explore each other longer.

There is no expectation of sex, although sex may happen if you choose. Either way, I wont mind 😘

I can't wait to hear what you think about it! If we like it I'll plan to do more in the future and probably take specific scenarios from you all if you like.

Also make sure to sign up for the spicy newsletter in my bio also to get access to free exclusive pics and clips with each month!


I hope you have a great day
- C ♥



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Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs! Yes, here is the supply..

Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs!

Yes, here is the supply list and yes the Lego set has arrived so I will be planning that stream soon!

I sent this to you in dms too but also pinning it here just in case. So I was going to send out this really cool partner play audio today and then I realized that one of the materials I want you to use for this audio is a blindfold, which we're making tomorrow, so I decided to change up the order of things.

Here's what you can expect the next couple of days!

Today: Here is your shopping list and also some titties for Titty Tuesday! (tip $10 on this post if you missed the DM)

Tomorrow: Join me live here to make our first kinky craft! The blindfold!

Thursday: Partner Play Audio!

Let me know if you have any questions about tomorrow! 😁

If it's nice where you are I hope you get to enjoy the weather today!!!!
- C ♥

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QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - ..

QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - I have no power and no light right now due to a storm in Georgia. Even if I did hand sewing, shooting it in my dark-ass studio wouldn't give me the content I need to recycle and it'd be really difficult to do live with y'all, so I'm just going to take my third L of the week. I'm SO SORRY, it's been a shitty couple of days and I've been looking forward to this ALL WEEK but I was robbed of my bike and my electricity I have nothing left to give. 💙

I'll drop the supplies list by Friday at the latest and that way we can all play along at home!

Thanks for understanding
C🦕

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I bring you the Introduction to K..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

I bring you the Introduction to Kinky Crafts with Catieosaurus LIVE! or something like that. It's a working title in progress kind of, but I'm super excited to share this more hands on approach to the intersection of ADHD and kink with you all.

So here is the live from this week, with captions so you can get ready for next weeks live Sew A long where we will be making a blindfold together! A shopping list will be posted AND ALSO its okay to use what you have in most cases! Maybe instead of going out and buying new fabric we just grab some old t-shirts you have around the house?

I encourage you to be creative because in the end that's what it's all about!

Anyway, thank you for always being so supportive of my little adventures. It means a lot to continue to create in this space with you! I hope you enjoy this new thing.

- Cate ♥



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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! You've made it through another we..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

You've made it through another week and I am so proud of you! Lets throw perfection out the window and continue to show up the best that we can 😁 I've been looking for a new photographer in the LA area, bc I'm overdue for a photoshoot, but I'm also not in a hurry because I'm having fun doing these more candid photos as well!

If you know of a good photog please send them my way, but in the mean time check your dms if you're looking for the rest of this set 🥰

I hope it makes your weekend a little better!

- Cate

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Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs! I hope this was a better week f..

Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs!

I hope this was a better week for you. 🤗 Now that I'm home and settled, I can post this video! Look at that view! I was feeling shy but didn't want to miss the opportunity to take you with me a little.

Message me and tell me about your week, where there is also a hump day surprise waiting for you 😏

If you're here after I sent it out, tip $8 and I'll send it to you

Take care of yourself,
- Cate

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Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ..

Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ones. It's okay to not be okay.

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGU..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGULARLY MAKING CONTENT, and practicing my boundaries again here. Ever since the incident and my feelings around my own body, I've sent more stuff in PPVs than on the feed, which everyone has been very understanding of, and at the same time, also frustrated with, so HERE IS A RETURN to the ways of ol'

I can't promise a FULL return, but I'm willing to bring some things back since it's been a bit and we haven't had any new incidents, and honestly, the worst thing that could happen DID happen, so what am I really afraid of at this point?

I appreciate your patience, support and understanding during the past year while I'm getting myself together, falling apart and getting myself together again 😅

Don't worry, everything behind a paywall currently, is staying that way. New content I make will be paywalled differently because I totally get many people are struggling, the holidays are coming, and you deserve to treat yourself and take care of the things you need to.

I hope you enjoy ♥
~ Cate

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It's been a minute since my regul..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

It's been a minute since my regular updates so here's a little taste of what I've been up to lately! Still in LA, mostly, working on the podcast(s), some Playboy stuff that I can't tell you about yet, and of course the book, which is going as smoothly it possibly can.

I haven't had too much time for making new content and I appreciate your patience with me while I take the time to work through stuff and really get my shit together! I have some super fun exciting things in the works for this coming year, and I know the holidays are a little wild at times, so I will do my best to have a lot of things ready to keep you entertained for the rest of the year!

If you're new here and slightly confused, welcome! This is a safe space to be yourself whatever that looks like! I have lots of content for you to enjoy, and am probably going to start regularly send out ppvs, including some older stuff yall might not have seen, and get back to posting more previews on the wall.

If you haven't seen my Cate Talks Kink series please check out the tag to get more educational content!

Otherwise please dm me if you have any questions or anything!

Yes I'm still working on playing a two player TTRPG together here so let me know if you're interested in that! My specialty however, is audio content which, I wouldn't equate to asmr, but I wouldn't definitely say it will make your body feel good and maybe you'll get some tingles 😏

I love suggestions and feedback as long as its constructive and insightful with an understanding of consent and boundaries!

I also love questions! While I try to get to everybody's messages, including a small tip moves your message to the top of my inbox which means I'll have more spoons while I'm answering it, so if its something that requires a lot of spoons to read or answer, I just ask you keep that in mind so I'm in the best place to answer the more in depth questions.

No I will not be at Big Bad Con, and unfortunately had to cancel my DomCom appearance, but I will absolutely be at PAX Unplugged 😏

I think that's everything!

~Cate

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Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU ..

Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU for supporting me on this journey like you have no idea how much it means to me

I added captions and let me know if you need a transcript situation in my dms.

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Don't forget to ***love yourself*** today, and if you need s..

Don't forget to ***love yourself*** today, and if you need some help, I have some suggestions for you 😉

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It has been a week! I’m back in..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!

It has been a week! I’m back in LA after being it Atlanta for Dragon Con, which was absolutely fantastic and full of amazing moments that I actually remembered to share on socials so please clap!

My signature series that started as a joke was featured as an article on Playboy’s website which is actually kind of a big deal considering I had no idea being a Burnt Out Gifted and Talented Submissive Brat with a Praise Kink would resonate with so many.

A new episode of my new podcast Sorry I Missed this dropped this week, which is a podcast specifically about ADHD and intimacy and I really hope you check it out if you haven’t already! I’m always looking for ideas and feedback!

Not to mention the return of something near and dear to me soon, the Infinite Quest Podcast now that things are settling down!

Every time I say it out loud it doesn’t seem real and yet here we are. Thank you so so much. This wouldn’t be possible without your support and I appreciate you being patient with me while I’ve been so busy with life and writing and just being in complete awe that this is where I get to be in life right now.

I have some new sexy audios coming soon, but I’m also open to suggestions on content so if you have any ideas on audios, or cosplays or whatever please please please dm them to me I’m begging you

- Cate ❤️

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Check your dms 😉

Check your dms 😉

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Hi! So I was asked to write some smut for a certain public..

Hi!

So I was asked to write some smut for a certain publication 😏 and honestly it’s been a while since I’ve written anything like this so if you have time this weekend to critically read some smut and give me some feedback I would love to send you a draft! 🥹

I’ve been in my head about this so much this week I forgot to take pics 😅

Anyway, comment or DM me if you’re interested and I’ll send it to you!!

- Cate

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See how I wrap myself in a hotel bed sheet and take pictures..

See how I wrap myself in a hotel bed sheet and take pictures while I'm traveling? Very demure, very mindful, very cutesy 💕

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I'm honestly so mad my laptop broke and I had to go buy a ne..

I'm honestly so mad my laptop broke and I had to go buy a new one 😭 But I turned that frown upside down and decided to take some nudes with it instead! So here's the deal!

$15 on this post will get you some nude pics with my laptop, and $25 will get you that AND a nude video of me talking about what sexy things I'm going to watch on said new laptop while I touch myself (yes in the video and yes I made these right now)

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This post is for you if you've ever doubted your self worth ..

This post is for you if you've ever doubted your self worth as a human being and you like boobs.

If you've ever thought that your dreams were to big and your goals were too far away and you enjoy some nice cleavage.

This post is for you if you've ever questioned whether you were good enough and appreciate the curvature of chests.

I've been reflecting a lot about what my life is doing lately, I don't know if you saw the Instagram post, but I've been thinking a lot about the person I was when I started this journey of life and where I am now, in LA, putting on lipstick for a photoshoot that I'm about to do for this wonderful community we've built together.

I honestly can say I couldn't do this without you, and I am so so grateful for every share, comment, and dollar that you have thrown my way. I have some pretty interesting things coming up and I cannot wait to share more about that with you!!!

What is something you've done in life that a former version of yourself would never believe would actually happen?

Let me know in the comments or dm me!

- Cate

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Just some tiddies for your Tuesday

Just some tiddies for your Tuesday

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I'M INTERRUPTING YOUR DAY FOR A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 😁 The piec..

I'M INTERRUPTING YOUR DAY FOR A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 😁 The piece I wrote for Playboy is live and you can check it out right now! Idk if I can post links on here but I posted it on Twitter!

It would mean the world to me if you could check it out and please let me know if you do! I might have a special treat for you ♥

Okay, back to your regular fapping

- Cate

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Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!!!! If you went to Gen Con I hope..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!!!!

If you went to Gen Con I hope you're home safe, with minimal delays and minimum sickness! Speaking of Gen con,

Have you ever been at a table with other players and thought, man my character is really thirsty for that character and it would be so neat and great if our characters could smooch and maybe some other stuff and you're not quite sure on what to do or say?

Me too!

I've also talked about this forever but Id love to play some 2 player one shots through text with you! Now that my schedule has mellowed out, I'd love to explore that again so if you're interested in playing some text based TTRPGs with me I am once again asking you to comment on this thread or message me "I want to play TTRPGs with you" so I can add you to the list I have going and we can start scheduling some play times!

Also speaking of conventions, 😉 Dragon Con? Who's going?

- Cate

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Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! It's officially Audio August! C..

Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs!

It's officially Audio August! Can you believe how fast the time has flown by? I've been in LA for a month and living here is definitely different and much more chaotic than visiting if that's even possible.

I just want to say, thank you once again for all your support now, and over the years, and I cannot wait to show you what I've been working on out here!

If you have any audio requests, please let me know! Customs are exclusive to you, so if that's something you're interested in let me know! You can also just throw out a suggestion, because I love hearing what you are into and it helps me with content ideation so please don't hesitate to reach out and let me know~

Anyway, let's start with one of my favorite audios I've ever made, a JOI 😈 The first audio is for vagina havers, and the second one I'm sending out today is geared towards those that have penis'... peni? penises?

Anyway,

have a good weekend!!!
~ Cate ♥

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JULY IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY!!!! I can't believe how fast t..

JULY IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY!!!!

I can't believe how fast this month has flown by, I guess that happens here in LA 😅 I am so proud of each and every one of you! I really want to focus on more Audio content for August (see what I did there?) so what are some audios you've been really needing in your life? How can I help make that a reality?

Let me know!
- Cate ♥

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Glasses off or on?

Glasses off or on?

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It's finally Friday Thirstosaurs! There's something so sex..

It's finally Friday Thirstosaurs!

There's something so sexy and elegant about a nude body, in a hotel room, wrapped in a white sheet. Being in LA, I am very much getting into that old Hollywood style aesthetic which is probably more to do with some secret projects I'm working on, but I'll take it.

The sexier photos I took will be in your dms soon, so if you like butts, which I know you do, make sure to grab it (pun intended) Let me know if I should do a black and white version, because I feel like that would be pretty hot.

In case you haven't figured it out yet, this change of scenery has me absolutely feeling myself, and all the hard work I've but into this feel real and tangible as well. It's amazing how a change of environment can do wonders for your mental health, yet is probably the hardest thing to do.

Having a sense of urgency helps, and I know I wouldn't have the motivation to do it unless I had to, which honestly also comes from you. I don't want to let you down, and I hope I haven't so far.

Anyway, if you've caught the newest episode of the podcast, or the TTRPG things I'm doing, I'd love to hear your thoughts and feedback, or you can put a review on there for me which would be awesome! (Don't say where you came from tho, I like this being like a secret you know?)

Have a wonderful weekend and let me know what you think of the newest hotel shoot!

- Cate ♥

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My breasts looked so good I had to share #tittytuesday

My breasts looked so good I had to share #tittytuesday

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