I hate how I can't discuss the law on here
I hate how I can't discuss the law on here
2025-07-02 01:51:52 +0000 UTC View Post
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Intended to write a longer blog-style post a couple days ago..
Intended to write a longer blog-style post a couple days ago that I officially paid the rent so I'll be more active on here again but I got slammed with work again.
Today I made the fantastic decision of participating of the "man in the year trend' on the 'gram. So I'm going for a walk in a thunderstorm to pick up PRN meds because PTSD is real lmao. Feel free to chip in to the "keeping this hot body alive fund attached."
Be careful who rent from cuz you just might get it or whatever The Pussycat Dolls said.
Plan to be online after I'm done picking them up. Obviously there's already a prioritized queue. Think of the tip jar as your Disneyland fast pass.
....none of y'all freaks on a leash have dacryphilia?https:/..
....none of y'all freaks on a leash have dacryphilia?
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Me trying to film in the heat thunder dome (yes this is an o..
Me trying to film in the heat thunder dome (yes this is an old video because I'm currently laid tf out)
2025-06-24 18:25:44 +0000 UTC View PostPray that this heat doesn't end my career; I gotta pick up t..
Pray that this heat doesn't end my career; I gotta pick up two ingredients for dinner and the weather channel is telling me it's gonna feel like 105 outside. I'm walking two miles in that nonsense.
Gotta eat so I can film customs. Manifesting cheaper grocery delivery or whatever those white crunchy girls do.
Posts that aged like milk (it wasn't the heat for sure)https..
Posts that aged like milk (it wasn't the heat for sure)
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Guess who's going to urgent care at 4p ๐ Gonna try to throw ..
Guess who's going to urgent care at 4p ๐ Gonna try to throw up some polls today too - like asking if y'all want more audio vlogs!
2025-06-22 18:19:08 +0000 UTC View Post...pretty sure I have covid x_x
...pretty sure I have covid x_x
2025-06-22 03:46:38 +0000 UTC View PostI am almost certainly going to give myself heat exhaustion c..
I am almost certainly going to give myself heat exhaustion cooking rn. Pray 4 me pl0x. I would do a sexy cooking stream but I don't feel like streaming a syncopal episode ๐ Might be chatting and fixing up Discord and Reddit while I cook though... ๐
2025-06-21 01:49:23 +0000 UTC View PostYour face is fucking disgusting. Someone like ME should NEVE..
Your face is fucking disgusting. Someone like ME should NEVER have to look at it. The fact that I'm just smushing it with my dirty, disgusting socks to get you to SHUT UP for once in your life is honestly letting you off easy.
2025-06-20 20:20:03 +0000 UTC View PostI would like the record to reflect that after I didn't sleep..
I would like the record to reflect that after I didn't sleep for one (1) night and then ran errands during this heat wave I slept for 11 hours, woke up at 3am and slept for... another 11 hours.
I don't know if I feel refreshed or dehydrated from my chronic illnesses. I'm definitely sad that I have to pay the rent instead of going to goth night so have a pic from the last time I did goth style makeup
Okay, you guys can have the rest of the nudes :P
Okay, you guys can have the rest of the nudes :P
2025-06-20 02:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe only goof, gaff, and laugh to be had right now is the fa..
The only goof, gaff, and laugh to be had right now is the fact that these pictures are so old I can almost justify a throwback Thursday post for them if I wanted to.
2025-06-19 20:20:07 +0000 UTC View PostI have pretty severe insomnia and despite my best efforts I ..
I have pretty severe insomnia and despite my best efforts I didn't sleep at all last night. I still try though, so I'm not at my computer paying attention to OnlyFans - I'm more likely to be in bed doing specific puzzle or coloring books. When I checked my emails this morning I saw the love sent my way and I appreciate it so much ๐ค Enjoy these flasher pics from when I went to the cafe a while ago - this hoodie is my favorite to have sneaky surprises in. Y'all don't even know about my pastie collection. ๐
After 6am I was able to make some food then take my regular medication a little later and now I'm finally feeling almost kinda sorta sleepy. ๐ฎโ๐จI'm going to see if I wake up more soonish or if I need a nap before I can be coherent in the DMs. I'm sure this already sounds like word salad. (Which is embarrassing as a person who writes professionally frequently).
You know your place and so they're you're sat, on the cuck c..
You know your place and so they're you're sat, on the cuck chair. You watched your girlfriend get ready to go out for the club and they're so excited to go out they wanted to show you some of the moves they do on the dance floor. As they lift up their skirt, you suddenly understand how there's always someone willing to fuck them while you jerk off in the corner. Watching them shake their ass in fishnets makes your cock and balls ache so you start to masturbate, realizing after they blow you a kiss that you've sentenced yourself to a night of edging and praying for any updates from them - texts, videos, pictures....
2025-06-19 02:00:28 +0000 UTC View PostThe stockings stay ON during sex
The stockings stay ON during sex
2025-06-18 20:20:08 +0000 UTC View PostIf I'm not allowed to be horny in my own bedroom, would y'al..
If I'm not allowed to be horny in my own bedroom, would y'all watch me use my drill on cam? ๐ My homie that hunt some shelves did... their best but they're a cishet man so you know what that means (I have to fix their work xD)
If so, name the outfit you want to see me in the comments. Lingerie? Cosplay? Sports bra? I don't have OSHA approved gear ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
So my roommate is starting up the "you can't leave your room..
So my roommate is starting up the "you can't leave your room during a set amount of hours during the day again." She can't pay my half of the rent so... filming is still gonna happen I think lol. Also, this is a large reason customs have been taken a bit of a longer time than usual smdh
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Tomorrow is my second day on my Therapist Approved โข๏ธschedul..
Tomorrow is my second day on my Therapist Approved โข๏ธschedule and I just got out of a nice hot shower to shave in preparation to film tomorrow~
Seeing if I can get the air conditioning working a little better in this heat wave and hop online for voice calls/face times/sexting ;)
DM me now if you want a little playtime before bed :P
You love looking at luscious lips. Watching your girlfriend ..
You love looking at luscious lips. Watching your girlfriend apply lipstick is one of your favorite activities - you'd do it all day if you could. You don't know how much money you've given them for lipstick at this point. That isn't the most humiliating part, though. You know that you're only getting a video of them fixing their makeup whilst at the club because they've found a cock they want to suck and they know how much you love to see the lipstick stains left behind on the stranger's cock after. You love being a cuck but it's such a humiliating kink that you keep it a secret, gooning away to short clips like this. You can only hope that your girlfriend will find someone to take home so that you can watch them suck and fuck, pleasing your Priestess in ways you never could. You know your place is kneeling on the floor, worshipping them and accepting whatever scraps you might be given. After all, just being in the room with them is a privilege and you know it.
2025-06-18 02:01:27 +0000 UTC View PostI decided to be nice and post an actual treat instead of a g..
I decided to be nice and post an actual treat instead of a goof, gaff and laugh at this hour. Does the L stand for lewd pic dump or loser?
2025-06-17 20:20:44 +0000 UTC View PostI have some spare time at the doctors so I figured I'd have ..
I have some spare time at the doctors so I figured I'd have a little more personal post put together. I always joke that I have seasonal depression twice a year, winter and pride. Unfortunately the reality of that means that even the fans that paid for my Discord didn't get much attention as I... Laid in bed for half a week.
Working a corporate job it's easier to show up on robot mode, clock in and clock out, so these issues while still severe aren't nearly as impactful on my day to day to life.
We don't get PTO here so I'm also going to jest that you aren't truly bed rotting until you're watching penguinz0, Rossman, and TCC videos at best while feeling overburdened by the weight of your obligations, in terms of hunting for a job, paying bills, and entertaining y'all with each day adding more pressure because you didn't do anything so everything looms closer.
Things are getting a little easier every month but it's not uncommon to hit the third week of the month when my favorite goth DJ is spinning on the weekend and wonder if I should spend the $10 to go to the after party or not. Or if I should spend $5-10 to get coffee to lock in and work at a cafe just for some space.
It's very difficult to balance the need to leave the house for fun with the need for frugality. Depression is a terrible circle where if I worked more I would be able to do more but I can't do more because I haven't worked more.
My Friday is up in the air. If you want me to stream before I go out, fill up the tip jar because there are no guarantees I'm going out or going live otherwise.
I'll be hitting up the DMs soon - probably after my appointment since I was just called back xD
Good morning notes for before I go to the doctors
Good morning notes for before I go to the doctors
2025-06-17 14:29:15 +0000 UTC View PostI won't leave you gooners entirely empty-handed on Saturday...
I won't leave you gooners entirely empty-handed on Saturday.... Sure I have hotter, sexier clips to release. But I know a solid 50% of you would rather watch me try on the new stockings I bought - some high-end luxury stockings from Honey Birdette, others rescued with love and care from the thrift store. I mean... don't you think it looks good with my little white dress?
2025-06-15 02:01:28 +0000 UTC View Post
Just to elaborate I could be making homemade coffee cake rig..
Just to elaborate I could be making homemade coffee cake right now and instead I'm delivery ass to the masses - don't ask me to be nice I am HANGRY ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Just dropping in with a little post 4:20 post to say that I'..
Just dropping in with a little post 4:20 post to say that I'm back from another grocery store run and about to lock in and start scheduling stuff I've had in the vault for like... two years now.
I wish Philly was a little more walkable because.... I don't want to know the amount of hours per week I spent waking to and from the grocery store. It wounds my psyche. However it makes for some sweaty, stinky socks and I know a select few of my fans love that so I guess it all works out in the end ๐
I'd normally post this as a little audio for you all but since I'm crossing my fingers that I can film tomorrow, I'm trying to be relatively quiet today to allow my roommate some peace lol.
Start tipping for grocery delivery if you want content uploaded faster I guess ๐คฃ
Whelp, I have a post drafted informing y'all about the custo..
Whelp, I have a post drafted informing y'all about the custom video ordering process that was going through its final round of edits before it went up today but then I had to call the police on my roommate.
So... I honestly don't really know what to tell y'all right now as my brain is still effectively fried and scrambled on a day where I intended to film and not file police reports.
Tip jar open for comfort food and medication because filing a police report a dose behind on your seizure meds is not it, pets.
Did you seriously think I forgot about fart clip Friday? I k..
Did you seriously think I forgot about fart clip Friday? I know how much my tantalizing bubble butt and my asshole, tattooed with a pentagram, has you under its spell. Watch my asshole tattoo wink. You're not a freak for watching this video on loop all Friday night instead of going out. You're not a loser. Why would you think that?
2025-06-07 00:40:27 +0000 UTC View PostFor reasons otherwise unspecified, I'm offering a discount o..
For reasons otherwise unspecified, I'm offering a discount on custom #tickling and ticklingfetish custom clips until the end of the month~ I recommend you get at me before my custom clip queue fills up and I have to cut it off เชโโด
2025-06-05 20:12:34 +0000 UTC View Post