sometimes i do feel embarrassed hahaha 😅 but look, even my arms and face have the gooseys! you’d think it’s like, 50 here…. but no 🙈
2025-06-09 20:33:28 +0000 UTC View Post
my mum actually gave me a compliment and said she likes my hair 🤯 stunning turn of events in my life. happy to share!
/s 🩷
🌥️ today i am mostly happy. i think it’s the week before my cycle. yay. i don’t have much to report on. i have 9 sessions today. then i need to go to the store for baking soda because my washer machine said “suds” which is a problem that i need to fix. then i’ll eat some leftover pizza and call it a day. exciting, huh?
2025-06-04 19:14:06 +0000 UTC View Post
i have always said i will be 4ever grateful that god gave me perfect feet and a perfect nose. those are two attributes that can significantly impact a person’s self confidence.
but thank god i was born perfect 🤣
the first one is a fit check to make sure my titty wasn’t hanging out (hint: it was) and second is a shot of my pancake bum 😇 i don’t know how i am so confident as to wear a thong… but here we are 🤗👙🍈
2025-06-02 21:30:48 +0000 UTC View Post
my sis said the shoes are a no… oops.
2025-05-30 19:48:19 +0000 UTC View Post
sorry for the close up - but this eye is giving hot zombie & i’m kind of here for it 🧟 🥵 🔥
2025-05-29 17:07:15 +0000 UTC View Post
i went out this weekend so i wore a push up bra lol. swipe to see the diff 😌
2025-05-28 23:51:54 +0000 UTC View Post
are we going to leak this, too? honestly i’m really disappointed. i’ve always told you guys im not a sex worker, a performer, a cam girl, etc. im just a normal chick. my brand is built around my personality and engaging with me. it’s not about being sexy or hot. i rarely post anything on here, i rarely send out anything sexual, and to see that’s been leaked online really feels like a violation of our trust. i only have 500 “fans”. i’m not a big time content creator. i don’t want to be. to see my shit leaked, although some could say it was inevitable, really upsets me. i felt like i oddly had a special connection to all of you. that really upsets me. but whatever. incels gonna be incels 😭
unfoollllllooooowwwww away 👋
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do you like me better in neutrals, brights, or darks?? 🤔🥰
idk if you saw my epic caption yesterday that talking about projectile v*miting, projectile sweating, ketamine, broken elevators, getting sun, eating an entire fat bowl of pasta, a successful attempt at clinging onto life… that was cool and all. so why’d it get removed? bc i uploaded a pic of the strain of weed i got 😭 lmfaooooo
2025-05-27 02:05:45 +0000 UTC View Posti had a no-show today, so naturally i went to the pool 😎☀️ unlock if you want to see which kini i wore & how my tan lines are progressing 😉
2025-05-20 19:33:37 +0000 UTC View Post
softstreme is so impressionable 😂😭
fun fact my boobs are size 28J uk. which is insane. and i’m a professional so i don’t really want my tits out there like that (like, cmon, i’m someone’s therapist 🙄) so i basically only wear non-padded bras. and between having a pierced nipple (only one 😂) and being constantly cold hahahah (unless i have anxiety)… you can kinda always see my tits 🥲
thankfully, though, i work from home 😇🩷
i saw my reflection in the glass while walking puppa, and i was like, 😳🫣 omg my headlights are beaming. then i started to wonder how often this has happened that i haven’t realized? 😝
2025-05-13 03:15:23 +0000 UTC View Post
if you saw my reddit post & wanna see more… this one’s for you 😘 🩷
ps - remember my tits are 28J 😉
blah - i never check this anymore. how is everyone doing? sorry for my absence. i have been depressed !! 🥲 and then it was my birthday weekend, so i was busy!
i’m back with time to kill. went to the pool today 😊 i hate the way my tits flop to the side. i also wasn’t aware my scars were showing (i’ve had my tits done twice!) but if you wanna see what those look like, feel free to swipe. they’re not cute LOL. on my left boob, i have an extra quarter-sized scar from ripping my stitches open after the first boob job.
i couldn’t pull the safety bar down on the roller coaster in california adventure and the cast member refused to help me when i asked (“try harder”) and i ripped my stitches open. it hurt so fking bad 😭 i had to go to the infirmary because i didn’t know what happened, but i was in MAssiVeEee pain. fun times!! that was 2011 lol.
okay idk what else to post but thanks for being here 🫶
(my nails are jank.) sorry for not posting - i have been really depressed. like bad.
but anyways, i’m getting my hair done this weekend. it’s supposed to be rainy so i don’t think ill be able to go to the pool 🙁 but the following weekend is my birthday 🥳 can you believe i’ll be 32? 😭 i asked the birthday santa for a cordless dyson vacuum for my birthday…. which is so 32 of me. hopefully the birthday elves come through. (fun fact: i looove to vacuum lol).
a little ✨golden hour✨ selfie 🤳🏻
scroll for an extremely unassuming sunset
yes i’m st*ned. but i also p*pped a bl**d vess3l in mi ojo 👁️
a lil photo dump from the pool today 👙☀️😎
i swear to god, i cannot make any type of move without my nips coming out to play hahaha
but i really like it tehehe 🤭🙈
ps - the mirror pic is pre-tan. i feel like a burnt chicken nugget now.
hi, sorry!!! something happened last weekend and i got really depressed and didn’t feel like checking this. but today i went to the pool for 2 hours and i got so tan 😍😆 dooo youuuu… want to see more? 😏😉👙🔥
2025-04-20 23:11:04 +0000 UTC View Post
sorry - i had the worst weekend ever. absolutely awful.
i’m about to sit in the sink and microneedle my face. 🧖♀️
but my question is: when i wear these jammie’s outside to let my dog potty… do you think my neighbors notice my nipples? 🤨
obviously i have implants so they jiggle like JELLO 🤭 🥴 which probably draws attention to them…. but i’m genuinely curious.
xx 😘
fuck everyone. i think i’m gonna move in august. colorado sounds nice.
2025-04-12 16:46:52 +0000 UTC View Post
reddit rlly hurt my feelings today so i’m no longer going to post there. my posts will be exclusively OF now ⭐️ which is great news - because it’s bikini 👙 season ☀️😃 aka my favorite time of year.
my 1pm session had cancelled today, so i spent 12-1:30 at the pool today, which is when i took thissss picture 🥰 once again i plan to spend the weekend at the pool 🏊♀️ building up these tanlines for you! 😘 xx hope everyone had a lovely friday. talk tmrw. ❤️
for the non foot lovers… just focus on the cat. 🤗
i have pretty damn cute feet if i don’t say so myself. i have turned non foot lovers into foot lovers. ie i’ve heard countless times, “dude i don’t even like feet… but something about yours…” like, if i had a dollar every time i heard that, id have at least $5 by now.
and like five isn’t a lot - i get it… but in comparison you’d have zero, so 😋
idk it’s hard being so perfect. thank you listening. /s
here’s the nsfw version… plus some 🫶😉 you know i love youuuu guys!
2025-04-10 21:04:20 +0000 UTC View Post
i’m getting my vah-jynaaaa waxed tonight and i’m soOoOo excited 🌞 hot girl summer here i comeeeee.
2025-04-09 21:05:09 +0000 UTC View Post
