

Tuesdays are for testicles. Here’s mine
2025-05-21 02:30:24 +0000 UTC View PostCould you tell I wasn’t fully awake yet, the bathroom light was so bright
2025-05-17 02:44:07 +0000 UTC View PostMy neck tan/burn line is out of control. Will you put sunscreen on me?
2025-05-16 02:18:30 +0000 UTC View PostAnother pair of pants had to go
2025-05-12 02:03:36 +0000 UTC View PostI just don’t know what to do with my hands
2025-05-08 02:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostTaco bout squeezed between my buns
2025-05-07 02:15:12 +0000 UTC View PostAfter sex penis, do you think you could get some more out of me?
2025-05-03 02:35:28 +0000 UTC View PostMy internet stopped working and I almost couldn’t post 😬
2025-05-01 02:27:51 +0000 UTC View PostDo you like when just a little bit of my butt hangs out or when I lift my shirt a little to see the full moon?
2025-04-29 02:39:54 +0000 UTC View PostWho doesn’t love a little road trip. We never do anything in the car because we’re too safe lol, but I still like to dream
2025-04-28 03:01:19 +0000 UTC View PostI wish I could just strip down naked randomly sometimes
2025-04-27 01:34:55 +0000 UTC View PostI’ll make you some coffee in the morning… or tea ☕️
2025-04-26 02:38:39 +0000 UTC View PostAre my legs meaty enough for you?
2025-04-24 02:19:58 +0000 UTC View PostI’m not crazy 🤪 this is just how I make pizza dough. Do you have a favorite pizza?🍕
2025-04-22 02:35:03 +0000 UTC View PostHere’s two eggs for you to find, happy Easter eve 🐣 to those of you that celebrate it.
2025-04-20 02:58:30 +0000 UTC View Post