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...at least instead of crying I can't stop laughing at my ow..

...at least instead of crying I can't stop laughing at my own jokes now...I was literally mid cumming trying to muffle my voice in my blankets cause I'm sleeping on a friend's couch...and I couldn't stop thinking in that voice on the tv ads with the lawyers going "if you've suffered at the hands of emotionally unstable sluts with heavy impregnation and breeding fetishes, call xxx-xxx-xlaw today. You may be entitled to compensation!...again that's 1800-cum-slu-tlaw. Call now and speak to one of our lawyers." ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ And I can't stop laughing...I literally was laughing as I was cumming...which was nice ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

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...sorry if you thought you found a cute girl who wasn't unh..

...sorry if you thought you found a cute girl who wasn't unhinged...because that's not a thing...๐Ÿ‘€ I didn't suck this much dick and swallow this much cum without fucking up my hormones ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฃ no but I think i know why I was so moody yesterday...and you're gonna laugh at me but if any of you have gfs who have been on the pill you're gonna be like "yup...seen that"...so how many of you know where I'm going with this...? .................I've been forgetting to take it...๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ...over the last two weeks I think I've forgotten maybe 6 times? Cause either I was high or I was drnk when my alarm would go off...and I've been having so much emotional roller coaster with so many girl friends kinda coming and going from my life cause I only get to see them and fuck them when I'm travelling down here that...I think my hormones are actually messed the fuck up...๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I'm usually so good about taking them cause I love getting creampied if I'm having sex...but last night I'm sitting in my car crying...and I remember I fucking forgot to take my pills again and I look at the pack and I'm like kinda mortified that I'm looking at so many pills extra while I'm this close to my ovulating cycle...and it all starts making sense...I'm like fr ovulating right now...like my body really fully ass dropped eggs instead of the usual like empties...and I'm sitting there and the feeling of wanting raw fucking cock is like overwhelming to the point where I can't stop masturbating but even cumming isn't making it feel better?! Like i woke up so fucking horny I could take 15 dicks I stg and have all of them flood my fucking womb with cum...it's kinda hot and kinda scary cause I've been so consistent ever since I started taking them as a freshman in HS...the fucked up thing is I'm masturbating right now cause I can't stop thinking about being impregnated and bred like a little slut cow ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ and all I can think about is "who's cum would make the best baby inside me...do I care...?...what if I just let a bunch of guys fuck a baby into me...?" ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ I need to cum before I do something stupid...seriously...not cumming right now is really dangerous for me...I'll explain in more detail if you tip me today for some food cause I've also been eating like crap...but please do NOT let me get creampied like I want to right now cause I'm getting too turned on by pregnancy scare fantasies for my own good

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Lol and now I'm sitting in my car crying...I just cummed and..

Lol and now I'm sitting in my car crying...I just cummed and now I'm like sitting here sobbing...lmao holy fuck I must look crazy right now...what the fuck is going on with my hormones ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿ‘€ ...am I undateable guys??? Like am I just too much of a whore? Like are all guys looking for like an innocent angel type? Why are guys so fucking boring? ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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...just cum from squeezing my tits for a video...and then I ..

...just cum from squeezing my tits for a video...and then I looked at the calander ...I'm still supposed to be a week away from my period but my pussy juice is the consistency of me ovulating so hard right now...my tits are like extra sensitive and after cumming I felt like so much less pressure in my womb ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ if your girl ever has period cramps hold her down and finger her til she cums and she'll love you so much...๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’• After I cummed just now I felt like way less like fucking punching a bitch

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.........I'm actually kinda pissed tonight guys...I think I ..

.........I'm actually kinda pissed tonight guys...I think I might be ovulating and usually that makes me just horny but I feel like aggressive and pisssed off...maybe cause I'm staying with like really normie friends and they grasp their pearls whenever I swear so masturbating is kinda difficult and I didn't cum like I wanted to...but if you're gonna say something to pisss me off tonight you can just shove it up your ass. I'm not a robot. If you want a robot there's chatgpt which is an AI...if you only want your OF girls to be nice to you even when you're a dick there's plenty of girls who use little Filipino boys to respond to their inboxes. THIS IS JUST ME. IM ALONE DOING THIS. I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT LIKE SOME OF THE STUPID SHIT BEING SAID TO ME. ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ๐Ÿคฌ

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..............tw this is gonna be kinda gross to some of you..

..............tw this is gonna be kinda gross to some of you...it's hot to me so get fucked...I've been wearing this pair of panties on and off for 3 days...it's completely soaked in my juices and ready to send to their new owner (hi cutie ๐Ÿ˜˜) and I'm just...I can smell them standing up if I'm wearing a skirt...like they smell like my pussy juices so fucking much its making me like dizzy horny...I wanna put this pair on a guys facw and watch his dick twitch in front of my face and just watch his cock precum without anyone touching it...just from the smell of my pussy in his nose ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ so yeah...woke up to that wet dream...and now these are wetter because of it...๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ do you have a pair of my panties to either sniff or use as your cumrag? Cause im restocking soon ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š and you can just make me squirm in them for however many days you want ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ and make everyone around me think I'm a little slut for smelling so much like pussy ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ fuck why am I getting so turned on again ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ

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Sorry not sorry guysโ€ฆI made a pit stop to see someone specia..

Sorry not sorry guysโ€ฆI made a pit stop to see someone special ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ kukuku bet you guys werenโ€™t expecting this ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ booty queen herself @stpeach and I are gonna be making some special things for you ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต sheโ€™s so fucking hot I canโ€™t even contain itโ€ฆcharging an entry fee for this contentโ€ฆso if you even want to be considered sent this stuff youโ€™re gonna need to contribute to this campaign ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜œ

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I'm not joking when I say I wake up and masturbate several t..

I'm not joking when I say I wake up and masturbate several times before I leave bed and this morning while I was doing it I found someone's reddit post that confirms I'm not the only girl who does this...๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ It's actually so comforting knowing someone else feels kinda similar to me...

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Honestly the amount of supportive messages where you guys ar..

Honestly the amount of supportive messages where you guys are like "get that pussy eaten out girl" is like melting my heart so much lmao...like I hope all of you get head cause you guys are the realest...you know when you have a chance to cum all over a cute bitches face you gotta take it...I feel like I've been accepted as one of the bros ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ can we high five about how she sucked my clit til I cummed all over her face and ruined her makeup? ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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๐Ÿ™ˆ in case you were wondering where Iโ€™ve beenโ€ฆsorry Iโ€™ve been..

๐Ÿ™ˆ in case you were wondering where Iโ€™ve beenโ€ฆsorry Iโ€™ve been having too much fun ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ if you have a thick load for me and @meowycake let us know by tipping this post and Iโ€™ll send you the stuff Iโ€™ve been filming with herโ€ฆI wanna see just how much cum youโ€™ve got for us daddy ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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...my brain is fried I think...like actually scrambled...int..

...my brain is fried I think...like actually scrambled...inthink this is the most I've ever cum like almost nonstop every day for the last two or so weeks straight...I've cum at least 4 times a day and yesterday while I was high I lost count at 9...I kept waking up and fingering myself then passing out then repeating it over and over ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน

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Today's gonna be kinda a tough choice for you guys...firstly..

Today's gonna be kinda a tough choice for you guys...firstly...I'm gonna admit...I did NOT know how much weed was in those gummies Mary gave me...and I cummed my brains out pretty much all night and can't feel my toes right now as I'm typing this...I think I twisted my ankle with how hard my toes were pointed from my orgasms...like there's actually quite a lot of pain...so that's gonna be a factor...today was supposed to be my biggest content day...like I'm meeting up with 4 or 5 girls to make content with...and most of them are new to me ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ my anxiety is through the roof right now cause I have hundreds of DMs I haven't checked now...and all I wanna do is sit in a room by myself and answer them...but I'm gonna frce myself to be social and be a good friend...so it might be ONE more day before I can respond to your DMs...I stg I will read and respond to ALL OF THEM after I successfully navigate today...but I guess the painful choice is if you're gonna forgive me for one more day of reckless horniness where I just let cute girls touch my pussy and make my whole body feel like it's on a hairpin trigger to cumming ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ

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touching my high pussy to impregnation risk porn rn. Just wa..

touching my high pussy to impregnation risk porn rn. Just wanted to share...I want to be bred fuck thick cum load right in my pussy

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..........I need to stop posting while ism still this high

..........I need to stop posting while ism still this high

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I twisted my right ankle from how hard I just cummed...pleas..

I twisted my right ankle from how hard I just cummed...please forgive me...I'm such a bad girlfriend please...I just want to cum again ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ make me cum again...call me your pretty little whore and then tell me I'm a good girl while incum on your knee fuck...fuck...I'm gonna cum again fuck

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........I can't stop thinking about my friend melo...I just ..

........I can't stop thinking about my friend melo...I just came to her...and cumming this high is so intense...I want to fuck herrrr

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I can't explain how he ghhigh I am

I can't explain how he ghhigh I am

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***gonna be spending my day with Mary cause I don't get to s..

***gonna be spending my day with Mary cause I don't get to see her that often! I'll reply tonight*** I got my phone fixed btw lmao the guy at the genius bar was so sweet ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ he kept trying to get his manager to just replace my phone for me...๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน It's not a new phone but they only charged me like $300 to replace the battery...that's pretty good I think...lmao the harder he tried to save me money the more I wanted to flirt with him lol is that bad?

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Lmao...I make bad life decisions I feel...like I said 2023 i..

Lmao...I make bad life decisions I feel...like I said 2023 is glowup year on my TikTok...and I started out the first week...doing all kinds of sinful shit...like I took mol** twice in 4 days and got drnk like every day this last week...I need to chill...like do you guys do this ever? I kept doing things to continue making myself cum harder and harder and it was like kinda like...addictive? ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ Like all throughout hs I was such a goody good or at least I was pretending to be...and now I feel like I'm trying to fucking break my pussy or something ๐Ÿ˜ต I dunno...just internal thoughts

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***typing this to you from my friends private browser until ..

***typing this to you from my friends private browser until my phone is fixed*** ***Also sorry about so much no makeup content...I am honestly a little mortified looking at it but I just can't find the energy to care right now...I really just want someone to take care of me*** ...well that was absolutely one of my worst nights in the last little while ngl...I probably invited the bad karma for telling that guy off...I could just feel the evil eye on me and I didn't bring my evil eye necklace to ward it off...๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ...I was feeling SO much anxiety in Vegas I kept drinking and fucking to like keep it at bay but I was so relieved when I got to Mary's cause you guys know how much I fucking love Mary and how she kinda makes everything better for me...so anyways I'm like at marys house unloading all day to her and it's making me feel better and we y'know...do stuff...and I cum and I'm finally feeling like safe so it's like a little soft safe crying cum...(like no really it felt like 200lbs lifted off my shoulder and I was like sobbing and cumming...) I even fucking forgot that my phone was damaged...like I forgot to look at the fucking battery life...and I had a sexting session I was SUPER looking forward to cause I was starting to feel like my dirty whore self again...and I wanted to cum my fucking brains out for a good night's sleep...started the session and didn't fucking look at the battery life and then blip...black screen...๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜ซ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿคฌ I was edging myself for like a half hour before this...I was SO close to popping...like my legs were shaking and my clit was so swollen and sensitive you could have blown on it and I would have broken my back with how hard I was ready to cum...I don't know if it feels like this for guys but for me if I get my cum ruined I am like a mess it feels like something is stuck inside the pit of my tummy and it almost physically hurts? It's almost like an unbearable (ok I won't say pain cause it's not like breaking a bone) but like it's SUCH an annoyance?? I started crying and screaming in my car...thank god one of the neighbors in the little random suburbs community I parked in didn't wake up...they would have come out and seen the weirdest ass scene I stg...just this angry crying girl in the backseat of her car yelling about how stupid everything is ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ so yeah...that was my night...how was yours...? You sleep okay? ok ...my rant is over...if anyone wants to get a horny frustrated girl some breakfast today...Id really like that...like really really ...

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I've decided (cause my anxiety was triggered when y'all star..

I've decided (cause my anxiety was triggered when y'all started asking me how I was gonna explain why my phone is covered in pussy juice and smells like my cunt) that I'm gonna go with "I...dropped it in the toiIet" ๐Ÿฅบ๐Ÿฅบ do you guys think they'll...replace it for me

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Guys...I'm just updating you on the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ squirt phone situati..

Guys...I'm just updating you on the ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ squirt phone situation ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน my battery is not charging right now? And there's a little like...squirt bubble in the screen??? ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Oops? ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ So if you don't hear from me later...I need to go to the apple store in the morning...currently at 56% ๐Ÿ˜‘๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ

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Lmao you guys didn't think I was done with my travel content..

Lmao you guys didn't think I was done with my travel content did you? I just needed to move out of Vegas lmao it was giving me too much anxiety ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ so if you donated to my travel campaign don't worry I just moved on from Vegas but the content isn't even remotely close to over lmao ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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Kearning the hardway that squurting too much and iphonesndon..

Kearning the hardway that squurting too much and iphonesndont mix ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ please ddry out...

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I'm gonna sqwuirtall ober her fucking face I stg

I'm gonna sqwuirtall ober her fucking face I stg

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Ok... Berydruink again! Gonna assum you guys are okay for 1 ..

Ok... Berydruink again! Gonna assum you guys are okay for 1 night ehile I fuck with cuter girls ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ fuck she's so hot

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๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ guys you're not gonna wanna miss me groping hot girls on..

๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ guys you're not gonna wanna miss me groping hot girls on the show floor of AVN LMAO Just saying...

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SURPRISE ๐Ÿ˜ณ IM GONNA BE AT AVN!! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ GONNA LOOK AT ALL THE T..

SURPRISE ๐Ÿ˜ณ IM GONNA BE AT AVN!! ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ GONNA LOOK AT ALL THE TITTIES ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ lmao can you guys please buy me some food cause everything in Vegas is getting really really expensive and I'll send you any pics I get with cute pornstars from today lmao ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ

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๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ I can't sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I've made myself cum 4 times now ..

๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ I can't sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ I've made myself cum 4 times now tossing and turning since like 2am...I'm too excited/nervous about today...I keep thinking about all the cute girls I might meeet and it's making me so fucking horny...like my pussy keeps making me finger it more and more and I can't just lay still and sleep ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ’ฆ I'm so tired but I keep fingerfucking my dumb cunt I passed out after my 3rd earlier but like a half hour later my pussy was horny again ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ if you can send me coffee...that would be really really nice today

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Morning boys ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ we decided to spend another day here in Vega..

Morning boys ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™ˆ we decided to spend another day here in Vegas cause the rooms are so cheap rn midweek and everyone is having fun still...I lost all my gambling money last night tho ๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜– any daddy wanna bankroll my slutty butt and get an extra special treat from me? ๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ™Š๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿ’‹ I still wanna play lol ๐Ÿฅน if you tip the suggested so I can keep playing I'll send you the special treat kukuku

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