holy shit, guys 😼 May is gone and now I’m gonna spend all of June spreading my butthole open and jerking my bean with you all day every day for Goon June 🤨🤓😍😍
Call me DJ Zipos they way I ere ere my clit (I’m sorry I’ll stfu now) 🥸
better be oiled up in 5 mins mf because I’m on my way 🫵🦶💦😼
2025-05-23 17:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post🫧🍰 OILY ANAL-STRETCHING SOLO! 🍰🫧 ⇩
🐙💦 in this 6+ minute long vid, watch me stretch my cute, tight butthole while I ride my giant tongue dildo! 😊 + a ton of bonus pics & vids from the set! :D
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(the pics in the thumbnail below are screenshots from this 6-minute vid!)
🫧💗 10-MINUTE SHOWER SOLO + FACE!! 💗🫧
🛁💕 in this 10-minute solo, watch me fuck my big dragon dildo while backing onto it, give my dildo a blow job, wash my body, press my body on the shower glass, & more! 😇 + bonus pics & vids from this set!
💕🛁💦🧖🏻♀️
(the pics in the thumbnail below are screenshots from this 10-minute vid!)
⚡️🐭 12-MINUTE POKÉ ANAL SOLO! 🐭⚡️⇩
🍃🌀 in this hot vid, watch me rub my clit on a pokéball, finger myself, dance naked, & stuff my tiny butthole with a glass dildo 😸 + tons of bonus nudes from the set!
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(the pics & vid in the thumbnail below are from this 10-minute vid!)
…hood Mr beast this. Hood Mr beast that. But once it’s all said and done, he’ll still never be a true alpha like us. Us who are still hiding in the shadows because we pissed our pants at school as a kid 🥀🥀🥀🥀 (I actually did I’m not trolling)
2025-05-19 04:52:11 +0000 UTC View Post
today’s fit & my buttcheeks 😁⭐️💦🦶
2025-05-15 23:53:33 +0000 UTC View Post
GUYS I think there’s something wrong with my pussy 😨
it’s been eating everything that touches it 😰
……..maybe you should touch it with your pp to make sure it’s safe and so you don’t lose your hand ofc haha….
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which picture is better? 🤨
Answer, or I’ll m0lest you 🫵 (that’s a joke)
Look at what I got in the mail today 😄😄
This box is from 1999 and contains cards from the base set (AKA - the first set of cards ever released in the US in 1999)!
You can look up the card list for this box because it always guarantees the same set of cards. The coolest one being a holo Vaporeon 😄 I plan to always keep this sealed and safe and to never open it! If I get another one in the future, I’ll open it for y’all :D 💗💗
would you be mad if I farted in your grandma’s oxygen machine? 😀
it comes from a place of love 🤓💛👍
🐣 happy Easter!! 😄🐰
I hope you guys had an amazing day! I spent some of today dying eggs and enjoying some food 🤓. Second slide is my Easter outfit for today and third slide is some of the eggs I dyed :D tell me about your day if you’d like 💗
I hope yall had an amazing day and happy Easter, smelliests 💗💗🫵
I told a guy on cod yesterday that I was gonna fart in his face (my way of saying that I was going to destroy him in-game) and he said not to threaten him with a good time and that that’s his fetish…
bro really a freak like me 😔😔
Where my fart freaks at ? 😍😍😝😋🤓
I really love how freaky you are. You’re freaky like me. We’re meant to be 🦶🥹😼👍💗🫵
2025-04-05 22:39:05 +0000 UTC View Post
Tim Cheese is innocent. John Pork is evil. And Tim’s wife is a whore 😤😤 iykyk
2025-03-28 20:49:52 +0000 UTC View Post
Hype… or no? 🤨🦶
This pack is from 2000. Shit older than me 😲
Please dont ask me to open it or I’ll bite you 😬🦷😡😾🩸
Had to get this one bc red gyarados is my favorite pokemon 😋😝🗣️
my underwear reads: “caution, WET.” So watch out, pal. Or I’ll get you 🫵😎😎💦💦
2025-03-22 21:23:41 +0000 UTC View Postsometimes I want to bark at you until you think there’s something wrong with me 😊🦶🗣️🗣️🗣️
2025-03-21 01:39:10 +0000 UTC View Post
let's go on a vacation together so i can trap you in the hotel room and force you to be stuck with me !!!!! 😄😄😄😄😄 (I will never leave your side) 😄😄
2025-03-06 22:14:40 +0000 UTC View Post
A more natural-esque selfie with my gyatt??? 😟 holy shit— she looks terrified 😟 (it’s bc I told her no more catnip toys bc she’s crazy) 👍🙂
2025-03-05 01:51:50 +0000 UTC View Post
your new hat has arrived. now put me on your head 😎 (this is the part where we laugh and then start making out)
2025-01-23 03:55:48 +0000 UTC View Post
look… I never said I was smart. but… maybe… if I can make you cum, you can ship it to LA to help fight the fires 🙏
I feel like cum would be a very fire-suffocating type of liquid 🙏🙏🙏
Please. Do it to save the GTA map 😔😔
Throwback to 2020 when I used to cover myself in paint all the time like a dumbass 😍😍😍 maybe I should do it again 🤨
2025-01-07 20:59:35 +0000 UTC View Post
Now… back to our regularly scheduled programming… ass 😎🕺
2025-01-04 23:37:09 +0000 UTC View Postam I allowed to post gaming clips here? 😳 shits pants
dont ask why I play like that. I was locked in 😔
HAPPY NEW YEARS, SHART MASTERS!! 🕺🥳⭐️
if you'd like to—share your New Year's resolutions with me in the DMs! 😄💗
Here's some 🅱️itty for you and i hope that 2025 is a wonderful year for you 🫵🫶🎉😎💗
anyway, minion or da bob fo’ today ? 🤨
and no… not freak bob this time 🫵😒
challenge: figure out when this meme will die
😲😲😲😲 it’s never-ending at this point
shit following us into 2025 😭😭🙏🙏🙏 (not even my grandma followed me into 2025) 😭😭🙏🕊️
holy shart, a video 😍😍😼
now tell me your weirdest dream so I can point and laugh at you 🫵🤤🕺