A minute of your life you will never get back again. Never.
A minute of your life you will never get back again. Never.
2023-11-30 00:01:29 +0000 UTC View Post
madelynsheaffer posts
Happy Turkey Day. Go get stuffed.
Happy Turkey Day. Go get stuffed.
2023-11-23 15:30:25 +0000 UTC View Post
I feel like it’s been a long time since we talked.
I feel like it’s been a long time since we talked.
2023-10-06 22:19:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Sitting on the dock of the end of modern civilization, wasti..
Sitting on the dock of the end of modern civilization, wasting time.
2023-08-12 20:30:54 +0000 UTC View Post
A couple photos from 12 years ago. Honestly, I don’t really ..
A couple photos from 12 years ago. Honestly, I don’t really like as much being a “skinny fit girl”. I actually do prefer fat and fit. That being said, it has taken me 3 weeks to lose 10 lbs doing a pretty strict Ketogenic diet. It’s a good thing I like fat bellied muscle. I will take and post more current pictures tomorrow. Hope you’re having a good weekend!
2023-08-06 17:35:00 +0000 UTC View Post
Big thank you to everyone who loves boobs and bikinis!
Big thank you to everyone who loves boobs and bikinis!
2023-07-25 21:20:48 +0000 UTC View PostSummer You are the Top of Four Seasons For Me
Summer You are the Top of Four Seasons For Me
2023-07-24 18:25:19 +0000 UTC View PostI took these yesterday. Do you realize that it’s been 10 yea..
I took these yesterday. Do you realize that it’s been 10 years since the water park story and I have gained over 40 lbs since that time? They thought I was full figured then. 😅 So what have you been doing with your summer? I’ve been listening to a lot of Theo Von and spending way too much time scrolling on social media like the rest of you. I do enjoy the good humor on social media. I figure if there is anything that will redeem humanity from our darker elements, it is our humor. Humor can be used to turn an entire ship around. So please take a moment, on me, to laugh a little while I float around in a baby pool looking like a chunky shrimp sausage. Put a little cayenne pepper and Tabasco on that baby and wash it down with Corona and lime. I’m actually starting a keto diet today, but meanwhile I’d fuck me so hard while I roast me on a skewer while the world’s still burning. 🔥 🔥 🔥
2023-07-18 13:42:17 +0000 UTC View Post“ She had the kind of body that liked to sling both hash bro..
“ She had the kind of body that liked to sling both hash browns and weights.” It’s free titty Friday, that’s what day it is. Thank you for being men, so that I can be a woman.
2023-07-14 15:58:30 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the “I should have married the lawyer” collection.
From the “I should have married the lawyer” collection.
2023-07-13 19:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostMe being a poser. I’m actually not a very girly girl.
Me being a poser. I’m actually not a very girly girl.
2023-07-12 15:48:59 +0000 UTC View PostOn my way to a concert, looking like L. Ron Hubbard’s bastar..
On my way to a concert, looking like L. Ron Hubbard’s bastard granddaughter. Man, don’t I wish?
2023-07-11 18:56:33 +0000 UTC View PostThis was taken in Key West with a friend where I lived for 5..
This was taken in Key West with a friend where I lived for 5 months 11 years ago. Key West was my first adventure into the wider world. Wow, I had a lot to learn.
2023-07-11 14:28:18 +0000 UTC View PostSo I know that I suck, but I have a good reason this time. ..
So I know that I suck, but I have a good reason this time. Aliens (Grays) landed in my backyard on July 4 and anally prodded me for 3 days and 3 nights without even leaving me a video to sell you. Damn anti-capitalists….yet somehow strangely All American.
2023-07-07 23:30:48 +0000 UTC View PostSorry to have been playing hide and go seek for so long. I’v..
Sorry to have been playing hide and go seek for so long. I’ve been doing what I call “wilding out” which is where I take off for a solo road adventure of 2-7,000 miles, typically on a wing and a prayer, in my circa 2002 Toyota Sequoia. She was originally a cattle car, from what I was told at the dealership. What they didn’t tell me was that she was a salvage title. She had 220,000 miles when I first bought her. She now has over 330,000 miles and has driven me successfully through nearly every mountain pass, desert, and long stretch of Highway in America. Fun, this last time, in a Stephen King sort of way, was Doherty Slide on Oregon Route 140. These sorts of things are always a surprise, reminding me that I should probably dig and plan deeper than just punching in point a to point b on Google maps. But what an adventure. I got to bucket list driving through all of S Dakota, Wyoming, Montana, Washington, Oregon, Nebraska. Parts of Nevada and Idaho. Saw a meteorite with a tail that spanned 1/8 of the sky, Mount Rushmore, Crater Lake, the beautiful town of Astoria, Cape Disappointment (the name is a trick), drove through probably 50-100 state and National forests. Just pristine if not a little of the usual lonely. I’ll tell you what, the world opens wide up once you learn to p-ss in cups and make a bed in your backseat of this great nation’s Walmarts. The contrast between roughing it and making it back to a real bed is sublime. Sometimes I don’t know if I am eating the road or the road is eating me, but sudden visions like seeing a pair of wild mustangs standing at the edge of a cliff, a virtual swarm of bald eagles flying above your head, or a stag running the full expanse of a bridge right before you drive beneath it brings back a bit of the sacred in life. A handful of good podcasts helps. I think I have it out of my system for awhile, but there are a few more US states I haven’t reached, chiefly the northeast, plus Canada and Alaska. (I really want to see Vancouver Island. I was so close…so close.) Thankful for friends and family that I visited this last journey. Happy hellos and goodbyes makes my journeys all the sweeter and your sweet humanity keeps me grounded. Happy Freedom Day!
2023-07-04 16:21:23 +0000 UTC View PostI call this: Marbled like a bull ox Hey, I am taking off f..
I call this: Marbled like a bull ox Hey, I am taking off for the next great on-the-road adventure with a new iPhone for better-quality photos (arriving today). My last phone flew out the window "getting the perfect shot" driving over a bridge....I watched it go smash and I deserved that. I couldn't help but laugh as I watched the pieces splinter. There was no turning back. But problems give birth to new opportunities, and hence the phone upgrade. I look forward to taking time in the near future to get creative with photography, so thank you for hanging in there with me! I figure 3/4 of you who are left I either went to high school with or had sex with once---but as they say, $20 is $20! ;) :D So send me your requests for nude shots in the following states and I will do my best to get those right to you. Missouri * Iowa * Nebraska * South Dakota * Montana * Washington ^ Oregon I enjoyed the last 8 months in sunny Florida with its beautiful hidden springs. But summer is here and adventure on the open road calls. I didn't quite choose the nomad life, the nomad life chose me. Honestly, I did choose the nomad life. I did, I did...because I can't seem to choose otherwise. (Life is so short and there are things to see.) Truly appreciative of my adventures and for my trusty Toyota Sequoia, "Sweet Louise" who faithfully has gotten me to each destination over the last 3 years. Thank you for being a part of supporting this perpetual tour of a beautiful world for me. Thank you for being part of my life.
2023-06-12 19:05:45 +0000 UTC View PostI don't know. I kind of feel like we are all in this world a..
I don't know. I kind of feel like we are all in this world at the same time, we should show each other our privates. Thoughts?
2023-06-09 17:25:49 +0000 UTC View Post
Love.you guys and I appreciate your support! Let's make.this..
Love.you guys and I appreciate your support! Let's make.this a horny and fun-filled summer!
2023-05-31 15:56:27 +0000 UTC View PostWhen one of my best friends and I were about 10-11 we used t..
When one of my best friends and I were about 10-11 we used to like to prank call random people. At the time, there was a show called "All Night Live" that played B rated scary movies, and there was a TV host named Ed who stayed up all night talking to the audience between movies. He also took phone calls. My friend, (we'll call her Wanky), liked to call Ed and tell him we were masturbating with a hairbrush. I remember how Ed would get excited and ask us how old we were, and when we told him, the breathing would get.harder and Ed would.ask us for more.details. Many years later, Ed got arrested on p-doph-lia charges. I never.knew if Wanky opened a desire in our beloved TV host's mind that had to be sated, or if Ed already had those sorts of desires. All I know for sure is "I pledge my allegiance to All Night Live & I ain't handing you no jive".
2023-05-31 12:26:08 +0000 UTC View Post"To sleep, perchance to dream..."
"To sleep, perchance to dream..."
2023-05-30 13:50:59 +0000 UTC View PostI listened to a lot of Black Sabbath while I was in England.
I listened to a lot of Black Sabbath while I was in England.
2023-05-28 13:21:27 +0000 UTC View Post