Happy Day-After-Memorial-Day!
This was a wild weekend for me, some friends had a lil too much fun at the bars so I had to carry two cutie patooties back to the car and take care of them 😅
As much fun as it was playing Daddy, I ended up snoozing the weekend away.
Pic is from the last time i had two babysit my two favorite peeps on a hike, with some Marine Corps camo in honor of the recent holiday. Don't forget to support your favorite slutty veteran(s) this week 😘
Lastly, working on getting my premium page figured out; y'all be ready!
2025-05-27 17:12:59 +0000 UTC
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Happy Hump day! Watch where you aim that thing 😘
I am thinking about launching a VIP page where all my content would be uploaded on a slightly more regular schedule and free! I may even be launching it within the week.
Thoughts?
2025-05-21 17:28:30 +0000 UTC
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Happy Hump day, think of me 😉
Did I need to drill like this? No, but i did it for your viewing pleasure 🫡
2025-05-15 03:09:02 +0000 UTC
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Good News: Work wants to promote me. And everybody knows about my OF and so the commentary on having a manwhore for a leader has been entertaining to say the least.
Bad News: my nose LOVES sinus infections, so the wind has definitely been taken outta my sails today. I've never struggled to grab the mail before, getting old has it's pro's and con's
2025-04-29 20:36:09 +0000 UTC
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Happy Easter 🩷💛🧡💚🩵💜
2025-04-21 01:17:35 +0000 UTC
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Brakes brake? Nah, brakes broken
2025-04-17 23:45:20 +0000 UTC
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When I'm not working I am putting in work 🥵
Got the fence torn down, starting to seperate good wood and scrap to save some time and resources. Felt kinda cute with all my colors on, what do y'all think?
2025-04-08 18:14:51 +0000 UTC
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Lost power in a bigass storm last night, might get some woodworking videos soon 😉 thanks to the same storm blowing my fence down 🥲
Also speaking of ass, anybody wanna admire mine? Lumber ain't cheap no more 🍑🪵
2025-04-03 22:29:02 +0000 UTC
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Work is putting me through Death by PowerPoint, I would commit war crimes for a coffee right now 😴
Throwback to when I got to enjoy sunshine in my hair and wind in my face. We diverted a river to look at a pipe underneath 🤠
2025-03-24 15:44:13 +0000 UTC
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When i first started my page,I was learning how to twerk, then i felt too embarrassed to post and eventually forgot about the video...
Ladies, theydies, and gentlemen do I have a treat for you 😘
Watch me throw ass and enjoy seeing EVERYTHING from the back including some crazy back muscles, cock and balls, and some sweet hairy cheeks.
Pic is to remind you of the shape I was in at the time 🤪
2025-03-20 23:49:25 +0000 UTC
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We have a friend who likes to send us her naked progress pics with all sorts of quirks. She did a fridge selfie recently, and now I'm stealing her idea ft. My-to-do-list
I have not been able to workout like I used to, but i am eating alot more protein and veggies and alot less of everything else to lean out while i recover.
2025-03-17 16:58:44 +0000 UTC
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Who doesn't love lounging around with their balls out 😊 (non-ball-havers are welcome to join as well of course, we got lots of comfy robes 💜)
2025-03-05 03:48:04 +0000 UTC
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Who wants to lick it clean?
🍆💦
2025-02-22 08:05:31 +0000 UTC
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Hanging out in a medical facility all day and getting a ton of allergy shots every few minutes today to catch up on the treatment I have been needing for the past few years.
As if that wasn't fun enough I have decided to file my taxes online while I'm stuck here 🤓
Can't wait to spend my whole refund (if I even get one) on this treatment 🥲
2025-02-21 14:40:20 +0000 UTC
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After a few rough weeks recovering with @poiseandivy we finally felt freaky enough to jerk me off under the covers while we watched our favorite anime with our good friend/camera lady 🥵
It was supposed to be a secret, but i could not contain myself after having such a massive cum for the first time in however many weeks it has been 💦
I just kept leaking and moaning
2025-02-18 04:05:55 +0000 UTC
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Hello all.
First things first, see photo, but we were in a bit of a nasty accident after getting smacked by a shitty driver. I am truly so thankful my partner @PoiseAndIvy wasn't more hurt since they were in the driver's seat
We have been taking time to heal, mostly mentally and emotionally, but with everything going on post-inauguration, that hasnt been easy either. If we made a deal for customs, I would still like to do them soon, and I appreciate the support and patience and kindness you have shown me.
Stay safe out there, and stay kinky 💜
2025-01-29 18:30:44 +0000 UTC
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Made turkey, bbq ribs, and some tasty sides for a Happy Thanksgiving 😊 hope y'all enjoyed yourselves, black friday package incoming 🫡
2024-11-29 18:00:47 +0000 UTC
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Got a tooth pulled today. It hurted and now I am on a "soft food diet" for the days leading up to Thanksgiving 🥲 If ya wanna see the lil bastard that has been causing me all sorts of problems the proceeds will go towards protein shakes and pain meds.
Also, that is what an AI generator decided my tooth should look like after being bought by the tooth fairy apparently. The other pics are a bit grosser
2024-11-22 17:48:22 +0000 UTC
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So i got an allergy test done on my back 🫠 the docs said this is pretty crazy and i ended up getting prescribed epipens for nothing specific but "Life" in general.
2024-11-17 04:16:33 +0000 UTC
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Happy Veteran's Day to anybody who served
And a belated Happy Birthday to the Marines!
I celebrated mine last night with good food, wine, and a skinnydip 😊
Anyways, anybody who I see giving out tips (or tits if they're nice) might receive a lil something special in their inbox 🥰
2024-11-12 00:59:23 +0000 UTC
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Made a a real mess of myself 💦 anybody wanna lick it off of me? 🥰
2024-10-03 19:01:33 +0000 UTC
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Just so y'all know i haven't forgotten 💜
Long story short I thought lost my job but got called in yesterday to resume my regular gig 🥳 but when i got home i found water damage from the fridge and shower as well 🥲
So it's been a busy 36 hours or so, but i will be back on my hoe shit asap!
2024-09-13 18:59:39 +0000 UTC
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I did/am doing it y'all, Didn't get as much done as I'd like to, but I plan on getting more content together 😘 tomorrow I'll even have a haircut lol
2024-09-12 01:50:47 +0000 UTC
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If I am brave enough, who would be interested in watching me pull some weeds wearing shoes? 👀
2024-09-09 16:35:56 +0000 UTC
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We love being naked as much as possible 😊
I have a weird living room layout but imagine knocking on my front door to see me gaming in this "outfit"; too bad you'd have to come around back to get a better view 😏
2024-08-28 16:17:17 +0000 UTC
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In case anybody missed me, i got assaulted at work, so i took some time off from life to relax and recover mentally.
I defended myself just fine, I'd say the other guy had it worse than me, but y'all this "adult" started swinging because I said "you're being kinda rude"
Anyways here's a video of a new personal best i achieved with my time off 💜💪
2024-07-30 15:39:37 +0000 UTC
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@poiseandivy wanted a sweet treat, I wanted to do a certain trend 🥰
Anyways this was amazing and my little slut said swallowing a load has never been more delicious 🤤💦
2024-07-30 15:22:01 +0000 UTC
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Have you ever been so horny that you just HAVE TO CUM right then and there? I was so horny I just dropped to my knees and busted 💦 didn't even get comfy in bed
Who wants to watch? 🥰 I have one video for you that immediately followed the picture, as well as a close up video of my 🍆 shooting even more white hot rope 🥵
@poiseandivy said the 2nd video is their favorite!
2024-06-04 15:20:36 +0000 UTC
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I still wanna make a 🍑 video but we're waiting on a package 😔
In the meantime here's a package we can enjoy right here and now 💦 happy hump day everybody 🥰
A mix of dominant and desperate posing from a horny guy who missed his partner while they were traveling. Now that we've got our play room set up I'd say these have some of the best lighting and clarity around my body and my 🍆 I've ever had 🥳
Tell me which one is your favorite!
Bonus: My form ain't perfect BUT thats 500 pounds and what I was told is an attractive grunt at the top of the lift 💪
2024-05-08 20:28:35 +0000 UTC
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Organized my big, sexy package into a big, easy bundle for you horny fellas. Looks like a helluva deal to me, and you'll have alotta looking to do 😘
2024-04-04 20:40:16 +0000 UTC
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