๐ซถ๐ป GETTING TO KNOW YOU TUESDAYS ๐ซถ๐ป Another round of getting to know my favourite people better. A reminder that only I can see the answers, and no, I won't slide into your DMs based on what you choose here... unless I already have ๐
Just gone through and blocked the 55 bots littlepetitemiz sent my way. I was on 302 fans before I started, and I'm now on 247. Sucks.
Interestingly, five of them had already unfollowed me. Doubly interestingly, all five were consecutive in the list. Massive coincidence, or further proof I was right? I know which I'm angling towards...
I'm sure there's a few bots among the ones I've got left, but if you're real, and you're here, and you engage positively with me in any way, thank you so much. I genuinely mean it when I say you're the ones who keep me coming back here every day.
...now who wants to help me hit 300 for real? โค๏ธ
๐ฆ PAYING TRIBUTE TO... SHANDSPICE ๐ฆ Let's finish the week on a positive - and a second cumshot of the day! I really am too good to you... ๐
The latest recipient of a covering, courtesy of yours truly, is the gorgeous @shandspice - didn't have the usual slow mo camera to hand for this one, but my phone was an able substitute.
One more person in the queue... want to join it? Get in touch!
๐คฌ I DON'T LIKE HAVING TO DO THIS, BUT... ๐คฌ You might be wondering why I'd been asking a very specific group of my fans to interact with some posts recently.
It's because I suspected they weren't people. They were bots. I now believe I've been proven right. The attached audio note explains why. Sorry if the quality's off in parts.
TL;DL: None of the fans have profile pictures, "proper" usernames, or have interacted with my page at all. No likes, no comments, no DMs. They haven't even read my welcome message, and haven't been "seen" since following me. This promo was - and those accounts were - fake, to the point where OnlyFans have even refunded the tip I paid for it.
I'm not calling out ALL promo with this. Plenty of promo accounts - several of which I've used - are legit, but I'm now pretty certain that littlepetitemiz (not tagging her, for obvious reasons) is NOT.
I'll probably stick to S4S / word of mouth recommendations from people I actually know and like in the future. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
๐๐ป MISS SIX LENDS A HAND ๐๐ป This Friday's video is FREE! I'm too nice to you lot. You can still tip if you enjoyed it, though ๐
Enjoy 7 or so minutes from two angles of me and Miss Six working together to give me a bit of a hand. Including some action from a vibrating stroker, too!
You definitely won't want to miss how this ends... ๐ฆ
๐ค GET TO KNOW ME MONDAY - THE ANSWER ๐ค Thanks to everyone who had a go at this week's quiz.
To be honest, ALL the options I put down could be very fun things to do in a threesome... but I wanted you to guess at my favourite part, so if you said one girl on my face and another on my cock... you were rewarded. ๐
They call it a "king's crown", apparently. I know I'd feel like royalty if I had a couple of you using me as a throne and helping me live my dream... ๐คค
๐ซถ๐ป GETTING TO KNOW YOU TUESDAYS ๐ซถ๐ป Another round of my weekly poll where I try to understand my fans a little better. As always, no expiry date, so answer when you can.
This week, I'd like to know: what's your favourite thing about my page?
๐ค GET TO KNOW ME MONDAYS ๐ค This was meant to be a quiz, not a poll. Not sure what's happened. Maybe I set it up wrong... I'll DM you if you get the right answer and confirm it to everyone on Thursday as normal.
We close out March with a return to the spicy side for this one. I'm sure I can find a suitably spicy reward for any correct answers.
So... for an early look at an upcoming video on my page: What would be my favourite part of a threesome?
Ordered a pair of shoes for my daughter... had to send them back because they were too small. Ordered a new letterbox, having to send it back because it was too big...
...does anyone have a tape measure I can borrow to make sure my username on here is accurate? ๐
๐ฉ๐ผ HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! ๐ฉ๐ผ Not sure about internationally, but I DO know it's Mother's Day here in the UK today. On the same day the clocks went forward. So it's really only Mother's 23 Hours. Must be the patriarchy...
Anyway, I digress. To all the mums, moms, mamas, mummies and MILFs (had to... ๐ ) out there, I hope you have an amazing day. You're smashing this parenthood thing ๐ช๐ป
Six hours to go until the video that got this review from an advance viewer (yes... buy my PPVs and I will occasionally reward you with early access to the next one!)
I couldn't possibly leave too many spoilers in there, though... anyone want to guess in the comments what I've redacted?
โฎ๏ธ THROWBACK THURSDAY โฎ๏ธ I always (almost) forget to queue these up!
We're revisiting an old cumshot this week. Not sure I can launch it quite as far these days, unfortunately... but man, did I get some distance on those ropes back in the day!
And to those of you who got it wrong despite the post on Sunday showing I was up real early to watch a race... well that's just not cricket, is it? ๐