One from the archive again, because i am sleep deprived and ..
One from the archive again, because i am sleep deprived and I just want to nap today.
2024-09-04 14:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
beercanfather posts
Well hello. It’s been a somewhat busy week so far and some b..
Well hello. It’s been a somewhat busy week so far and some background stuff causing me to finally let my penis breathe a little (mostly just sleep deprived). I’m starting to look forward to my one evening a week where I can be by myself. Hopefully I can get extremely hard and show off my massive cock to all of you.
2024-09-04 10:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the archive. Sometimes I’ve told people that I simply c..
From the archive. Sometimes I’ve told people that I simply can’t be hard in public. This is what I mean.
2024-09-03 19:23:07 +0000 UTC View PostSome of my early experiences involved either being teased fo..
Some of my early experiences involved either being teased for my size, negative attention or humiliation and other fucked up things that you can might imagine to someone with a much bigger penis than the norm. These were integrated into my sexuality as (long repressed) fantasies and kinks where both positive and negative reactions to my size have been equally arousing. For example, my friend walking into class and just straight up declaring “Beercanfather has a 20cm penis!” In front of everyone, the teacher and all. I don’t know what possessed her to do that but it was beyond embarrassing for an otherwise shy boy like me. Yet now I think of it and it makes me hard. Someone saying my penis is scary? Straight to hard. Oh it’s obscene? Hard. Oh you’d never let me fuck you with that freakishly fat cock? Believe it or not, straight to hard.
2024-09-03 12:08:19 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning! I went to the pool yesterday and was followed ..
Good morning! I went to the pool yesterday and was followed around by an older man who was all but subtle. He got hard looking at me shower, and smiled any time I looked directly at him. It’s always a bit exciting and I did get a little…engorged. I just let him watch while being conscious of not making him feel bad for it, looking away or closing my eyes so he can feel comfortable looking. Nonchalant but also non-judgmental. I wonder what he was thinking. He did get hard. I think, it was sort of small.
2024-09-03 09:45:29 +0000 UTC View PostI am unfortunately addicted. I wholeheartedly blame Sweden. ..
I am unfortunately addicted. I wholeheartedly blame Sweden. Does it give you an idea of the size of my penis? If so, what kind? Some of you may know this but I studied linguistics before science. So words are extremely significant to me, and with the ‘Tism I put a lot of importance on precision in language. So I’m very curious, always, to know the exact words people use to talk about my penis. Especially when it’s not directly to me. Unfortunately people are terrible at reporting information so it often remains far too vague second hand information (do I have spies who report any gossip?). So I am extra appreciative of it when you come and talk to me about my penis and use your words precisely and carefully.
2024-09-02 19:19:39 +0000 UTC View PostI can’t help myself. I just need you to look at my cock.
I can’t help myself. I just need you to look at my cock.
2024-09-02 14:32:53 +0000 UTC View PostFrom the Monster Cock Archives (MCA). This is two summers ag..
From the Monster Cock Archives (MCA). This is two summers ago? Maybe three. I was completely eaten alive by a new type of midges that bite that we didn’t used to have only a few years ago. Thanks climate change! Maybe it was the histamines that made my cock swell up to this monster size. Or maybe I was just born with it. 💄
2024-09-02 11:36:33 +0000 UTC View PostMonday mornings can suck, no matter how big or thick you are..
Monday mornings can suck, no matter how big or thick you are. But what I guess is more relevant is whether YOU can suck? I know you’ve sucked cock before but have you ever struggled with opening wide enough for just the head?
2024-09-02 09:38:43 +0000 UTC View PostLet’s see If we can reach this goal, I’ll post a sound messa..
Let’s see If we can reach this goal, I’ll post a sound message talking about my huge, fat, throbbing cock.
2024-09-01 23:37:59 +0000 UTC View PostAs someone close to me once said, I have a broad penis.
As someone close to me once said, I have a broad penis.
2024-09-01 10:59:36 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning. Here is a video of me getting violently hypere..
Good morning. Here is a video of me getting violently hypererect. Comparing to a TP roll for scale. I did get a very minor episode of priapism this morning but it was about as mild as they can possibly be. So it turns out I was right. So now I HAVE to behave and let it rest for a few days. I would hate to be teased and struggle not letting the horny cave man Leo take control! Oh no! How terrible that would be!………….🙃🐴🍆
2024-09-01 08:30:26 +0000 UTC View PostWhen you send your friend a pic and they send it back like t..
When you send your friend a pic and they send it back like that
2024-08-31 20:13:47 +0000 UTC View PostGood morning. Yesterday night I failed miserably at not bein..
Good morning. Yesterday night I failed miserably at not being exactly how I’ve been this last week if not (if indeed not) significantly worse. So I spent the night gooning away. I took a lot of pictures and videos for you obviously. I can’t help myself these days. I am watching a movie and my hand is just feeling my soft girth under the blanket. I’m at work on a teams meeting doing kegels. I am obsessed.
So here is a video of my huge semi hard penis compared to my forearm. Shocking isn’t it?
I’m going to be somewhat busy for the next three days, but h..
I’m going to be somewhat busy for the next three days, but here is a short video of me wearing perhaps the most comfortable pair of pants I own for a long flight, but that really don’t leave much to the imagination, and a bonus. Notice the sore, which is due to me being an out of control horny goon. What can I say.
2024-08-30 07:10:21 +0000 UTC View PostI just want to be clear. I’m about to *not* edge for hours o..
I just want to be clear. I’m about to *not* edge for hours on end every day. Just for a few days. Because honestly look at my fucking cock. It’s so BIG. Would you be shocked to find out your coworker’s penis was this big?
2024-08-29 15:00:23 +0000 UTC View PostAlright. I think my body is telling me to chill a bit. I mus..
Alright. I think my body is telling me to chill a bit. I must have spent like 2-3-4h rock hard every day since starting this page. I’m going to try to stay soft until Monday, hopefully avoid any priapism, take some NSAIDs and allow my penis to recover from all its athleticism. I still have plenty to post tho, don’t worry. And being soft is a challenge but it doesn’t mean I won’t be thinking unholy thoughts!
2024-08-29 13:59:03 +0000 UTC View PostThis morning I felt like I was maybe about to get an episode..
This morning I felt like I was maybe about to get an episode of priapism but nothing happened. I have a feeling that spending this much time this hard every day may not be great if you are prone to stuttering priapism. By the way, do you know about the Priapeia, a collection of poems in Latin about Priapus? The penis so big they wrote poetry about it that has been read for two millennia.
2024-08-29 10:39:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe HYPERCOCK. There should be a megalophallus awareness wee..
The HYPERCOCK. There should be a megalophallus awareness week. What would you like to learn about it? I’d
2024-08-28 23:14:11 +0000 UTC View PostI haven’t attempted to lick my own cock in years. I discover..
I haven’t attempted to lick my own cock in years. I discovered I could fairly early on and it was probably one of the most intense and altering single moment of my life when I realised my cock was big enough that I could lick it. I remember feeling really confused because it felt so…wrong. I shouldn’t be able to do that, my lips should never touch my own cock. Right? I was so excited I told way more people than would have ever been appropriate. If I keep at it I could probably kiss it. I’m just a very stiff man. I’m amazed I can still do it. Daddy’s still got it! NOT a flattering angle for anyone.
2024-08-28 21:59:22 +0000 UTC View PostPendulum of might PRIAPVS EDAX RERVM
Pendulum of might
PRIAPVS EDAX RERVM
Every day it gets choked by its own obesity
Every day it gets choked by its own obesity
2024-08-28 16:22:53 +0000 UTC View Post
First thing I did this morning. Semi to hard with size refer..
First thing I did this morning. Semi to hard with size reference. Yesterday I went to the pool again. It’s such an exciting and freeing thing to be wearing a Speedo around people. Hot water, beautiful half naked people, me hyper aware of my size and bulge, hearing someone say “look, look!”. Someone passing by me once, twice, four times. Judgmental looks. It’s just a lot of fun.
2024-08-28 09:31:11 +0000 UTC View PostOne more video for today. I can honestly say that today, aug..
One more video for today. I can honestly say that today, august 27th 2024, I have never had a bigger penis in my life.
2024-08-27 18:53:24 +0000 UTC View PostI have done so little work in the last week. I’ve been reall..
I have done so little work in the last week. I’ve been really horny since starting this OF. It’s that bad that I’m starting to worry my coworkers might be noticing how much time I spend away from my desk. It awakened something in me that I often try to suppress. It doesn’t help that I’ve literally never been bigger or harder. I maybe stop the spamming and space these out a bit more….or you can keep making me horny - just tell me what you think, see, want, need. Good or bad, I just want people to talk about my enormous obese penis.
2024-08-27 14:14:41 +0000 UTC View PostIt isn’t a work day unless I go to the toilet and hide to pl..
It isn’t a work day unless I go to the toilet and hide to play with my cock.
2024-08-27 10:22:05 +0000 UTC View Post