Isn't it weird that we wear clothes? Like, in the state of nature, it follows that creating something to wear would be pretty important as a means of protecting one's body from the elements, but like, we spend so much time inside, and being naked is considered aberrative and antisocial behavior. Like, you're telling me that we really need to wear business casual clothes to work in an office? I think we'd all have a lot more fun if clothes were an option and not an expectation, even if we were still all mostly clothed most of the time.
That's my rant for today. Enjoy my butthole 😋
2025-02-24 17:18:06 +0000 UTC
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Happy Monday!!!! (there's an oxymoron if I've ever heard one) Even though it's the worst day of the week, I'm putting good vibes out there for you to ensure you have the best Monday that a Monday could be. A top 1% Monday. The Monday that all other Mondays aspire to be. I've now written and said Monday too many times, and the word has started to lose any meaning it might have once had. What a flaccid word Monday is. It feels like a pickled herring coated in motor oil in my mouth. Monday. Monday. Monday. Vile. Abhorrent. Repellent. Do better, Monday.
Anyway, have the best day, and say 'Monday' until it loses all meaning!! Perhaps the day itself will cease to be a meaningful concept, and we as a society will just move on 😘😘
2025-02-24 14:41:09 +0000 UTC
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Goodnight from the shower! Have a great sleep, and we're gonna make it through Monday together! If no one has told you recently, you're sweet, and you're wonderful, and you deserve lovely things, and I hope you have the absolute best week 🥰🥰🥰
Sweet dreams!! 😘😘
2025-02-24 02:48:04 +0000 UTC
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Reports of Monday's demise might have been exaggerated. I don't want to talk about it. I'm just gonna pretend it's Tuesday tomorrow 😅😥
2025-02-24 00:20:05 +0000 UTC
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Not gonna lie, I kind of love this outfit. I'm really looking forward to getting more silly and slutty cosplays and costumes. Any requests? I feel like Velma would be fun
2025-02-23 22:22:06 +0000 UTC
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We're not doing Monday this week. We're just gonna take a pass on tomorrow, and move on to Tuesday. Alert the necessary authorities. Monday is cancelled! Enjoy your Sunday appropriately 😘😘
2025-02-23 19:39:04 +0000 UTC
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Also, I enjoyed several beers last night as I was editing, and I've been meaning to ask: what kind of beer do you like? I'm mostly sober, but not for a particular reason, and I absolutely love a good beer now and then. I prefer local and craft, as with most things, but I'm especially partial to something hoppy. I know IPA has garnered quite the reputation in recent years, but I drink beer for the flavor, and I can't lie, I love IPA. I also love lighter stuff - a good lager or pilsner can be lovely. Really, I just think it's so cool how beer is a reflection of the ingredients available and the needs and wants of the people. I love how food and drink are vehicles for storytelling on a societal scale, and they are some of my favorite aspects of culture.
2025-02-23 17:19:09 +0000 UTC
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Good morning!! I hope your Saturday was wonderful. Do you have a fun Sunday, or more of a get stuff done Sunday ahead? I've got a bunch of little stuff I have to do, but I'm hoping to squeeze a little fun in too. Life's too short to not have fun!! 😋
Have a great day, and do something fun that I would approve of!! 😘😘
2025-02-23 14:43:07 +0000 UTC
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Goodnight sweet people! Do something fun, eat something tasty, and have the sweetest dreams possible!!! 🥰🥰🥰
2025-02-23 02:55:29 +0000 UTC
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It's been gray for most of today, but a little bit of sun is enough for me! ☀️☀️
2025-02-23 00:20:04 +0000 UTC
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I think Saturday has to be the undisputed best day of the week. I used to really like Friday nights. Meet up with friends, drive around, listen to great music, wander aimlessly. Revel in the fact that you're alive, and free for the time being, and you can do anything you fucking want to in this world. But I'm old and boring now, and being able to sleep in, hang out with my cats, and get cozy with a book while thinking about how far away Monday is makes me quite happy these days.
2025-02-22 19:42:10 +0000 UTC
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Oh, and as is customary during my new holiday, I'm gonna keep you well fed. Can't have you going hungry! 😘😘
2025-02-22 17:23:08 +0000 UTC
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Good morning, and happy It's The Weekend I Don't Have To Be An Adult I Can Do Whatever I want Until Monday Fuck The Rules!! It's this new holiday I'm working on 😋
Anything exciting going on today? I'm hoping to have the dirty library training video out either today or tomorrow, and I'm gonna make some soup and get all cozy 🥰🥰
Have the best day, and do something that makes you happy today!! For me! 😘
2025-02-22 14:39:11 +0000 UTC
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Goodnight you sweet, wonderful people! Have a great night and the best weekend, and do something nice for yourself. The world is mean, and life is hard, and you deserve to treat yourself a little 😘😘
2025-02-22 02:45:06 +0000 UTC
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I'm just so udderly thrilled that the work week is almost over! I hope you have an amoozing weekend, and I hope you milk every last bit of enjoyment out of your time off! 😘😘
2025-02-22 00:20:08 +0000 UTC
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Now that it's almost the weekend, I wanted to be kind and help you unwind, and I was wondering if you wanted to eat it from behind?
2025-02-21 22:22:05 +0000 UTC
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My cozy/slutty sweater collection is unmatched lol. The sweaters at the thrift store start quivering when I walk in 😅
2025-02-21 19:38:06 +0000 UTC
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I'm also hoping to get some reading done this weekend. I've told several of you (really, anyone that'll listen 😋) about how much I love the Southern Reach series, and I finally have the new book Absolution from the library!! Oh and if you want to treat a dorky book lover, I've added Absolution (which has an absolutely gorgeous cover, btw) to my Throne 😘😘
2025-02-21 17:22:05 +0000 UTC
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Good morning sweet people! Wherever you are in the world, I hope your day is off to a good start! I dropped a half dozen eggs on the floor while i was trying to feed my cats (well, more accurately, my cat knocked a half full egg carton off the counter in his fervor to be fed 😑) so I'm having a great time.
But it's Friday, and I'm looking forward to a lovely weekend of shooting content, baking cookies, and eating some excellent food!! Have a great day, and be kind to yourself 🥰🥰🥰
2025-02-21 14:41:05 +0000 UTC
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Goodnight from the tub! I got some new bubble bath that I'm really enjoying, and I don't know about you, but a nice hot bath at the end of the day just feels so good. I read an article that argued that the temperature change from heating yourself up to the rapid cooling of getting out of the tub is great for sleep, and I find I usually get to sleep faster and sleep better after a bath.
Sweet dreams, you sweet people 😘😘
2025-02-21 04:09:53 +0000 UTC
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Initiate docking sequence
2025-02-21 00:20:05 +0000 UTC
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I'm trying not to think about it too much, cause we're not there yet, but I can fell the weekend calling me🙈
2025-02-20 22:22:08 +0000 UTC
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I'm pretty sure you belong between my thighs. We should probably check, though, just to be sure? 😋
2025-02-20 19:41:06 +0000 UTC
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Also, a huge thank you for supporting me and what I do here!! There were times last year where I was having to choose between buying groceries, gas, and paying rent, and anyone that has lived like that knows how incredibly stressful it can be. I genuinely love making the content that I make, and I hope that comes across, but being able to financially support myself doing this kind of work is literally a dream come true, and I'm just so grateful for y'all. 🥰
2025-02-20 17:16:05 +0000 UTC
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Good morning!! Are you up to anything interesting on this lovely Thursday? I just keep thinking about fruit lol. At the moment, I'm craving some peaches and cherries, but like, local fruit at the height of the season. I love apples, but by this point of winter, I'm craving almost anything else. Last summer I made cherry and peach pies from local fruit and they were INCREDIBLE. One of my dreams is to have enough land to keep a small orchard, and grow all the fruit I can eat. I'm really into self sufficiency (cause I'm an introvert, and being alone in the woods with my animals sounds awesome lol), and I really want to use my porn money to buy some land and build a little self sufficient homestead and be the porn lady in the woods.
Have a great day, sweet people!! 😘😘
2025-02-20 14:44:06 +0000 UTC
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Goodnight sweethearts!! I hope your day was wonderful and fulfilling, and if it wasn't, there's always tomorrow!! But for real, the world kind of sucks a lot, so if your day was anything other than perfect, just know that you're wonderful, and I'm putting out those good vibes so you have a better day tomorrow 🥰🥰🥰
Sweet dreams!!
2025-02-20 02:51:07 +0000 UTC
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I haven't been posting enough feet, and for that, I offer a sincere apology from the bottom of my soles!
2025-02-20 00:20:07 +0000 UTC
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This is like my favorite perspective. I feel so powerful!! 😈
2025-02-19 22:22:04 +0000 UTC
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What kind of music have you been listening to recently? The two songs that I keep playing over and over are I Won't Care How You Remember Me by Tigers Jaw and I Have Sex by Scoochie Boochie (a great song to shoot content to 😅)
Also, if you're wondering what I'm doing immediately before and after taking hole pictures, this video should shed some light on it for you 😋😋
2025-02-19 19:42:04 +0000 UTC
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How about some holes to help you get through your day? It's the least I can do 😘😘
2025-02-19 17:17:05 +0000 UTC
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