Anyone want to help me have a happy birthday?
Anyone want to help me have a happy birthday?
2024-03-17 21:15:00 +0000 UTC View Post
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Well, you see, I was trying to be all cute and document toni..
Well, you see, I was trying to be all cute and document tonight's outfit, and then Marple decided SHE was the star of the show instead... Which is true! 🤷🏼 I'm just her adoring hooman. I had a lovely night reconnecting with a friend I haven't seen in over a year. Unfortunately that also included me standing in an ants nest and getting bitten not just on my legs... But my armpit and underboob too?!? HOW?!?! I need someone to slather me in aloe, calamine, or hydrocortisone cream. 😭 After a soothing glass of Laphroaig 10 scotch, I met up with my best friend for some ramen. Now it's time to get comfy and sleep, and hope the itching subsides!
2024-03-23 06:27:33 +0000 UTC View PostWell good afternoon to you all 😘 I have a surprise day off t..
Well good afternoon to you all 😘 I have a surprise day off this week because of all my overtime. But, of course, the universe has a sense of humour... I had to leave the house at 1:30AM last night to make a house call for my day job and didn't get back until 3:30AM. I earned my lazy morning bed with plenty of kitty cuddles!
2024-03-27 17:56:03 +0000 UTC View PostNot to be an internet slut stereotype, but the temptation to..
Not to be an internet slut stereotype, but the temptation to get my nipples pierced keeps rising. 🤔 Only downside is it means they would be off limits for fun for a while!
2024-04-04 21:22:18 +0000 UTC View PostWent to the concert for one of my favourite Eurovision bands..
Went to the concert for one of my favourite Eurovision bands last night (Dadi Freyr) and had a blast! A big surprise to hear that the opening band was Australian, so that got me nostalgic AF for home. 🥹 But I got... quite distracted between the different acts. I received some flirtatious messages from my partner during the concert that got me a little riled up. So as soon as I got home, it was time to shower and cum. Not often that I bring toys in there! Perfect high note to end the evening on. 🫠 And I made sure to take some footage for him to enjoy. 🤭🤭🤭 Also, wearing sunglasses to a concert is apparently a GREAT way to help with overstimulation! Autism hack! I may have looked like a douche, but it worked out great for me lol!
2024-04-06 14:50:42 +0000 UTC View PostI got a really lovely new toy and finally tested it out toni..
I got a really lovely new toy and finally tested it out tonight. Here's a glimpse of it in use... I'm considering uploading a longer video to @theaudaxxxity of me preparing for it, because what you can't tell from this clip is it provides clit, gspot, and anal vibrations. I was in a beautiful world of overstimulation and spent an hour just riding the waves... I've got some pretty delicious footage of me bent over to finger my ass and prepare myself for this. And then proceeding to test the settings and ride it over and over again. 🤭 The only thing missing was my lover's cock in my mouth so every hole could be filled. But oh well. Guess I should bring it with me to Orlando next weekend and see if he can help me with that. Technology falls short compared (*cum*pared?) to the feeling of a real person, so even with all of this going on, I just needed to be physically held and fucked somewhere, somehow. 5 more days! As I'm moving in this clip, though, you should be able to hear the toy moving slick inside of me... Enjoy. 😘
2024-04-08 05:16:54 +0000 UTC View PostThe full video is ready on @theaudaxxxity now. 🤭 I had fun e..
The full video is ready on @theaudaxxxity now. 🤭 I had fun editing that down!
2024-04-08 17:23:36 +0000 UTC View PostSneaky treat from last night's Shower Beer 🤭 Perfect way to ..
Sneaky treat from last night's Shower Beer 🤭 Perfect way to unwind after a long day!
2024-04-10 19:53:05 +0000 UTC View PostWell, I've been in Orlando for 2 hours and I've already had ..
Well, I've been in Orlando for 2 hours and I've already had a blindfolded 6'5" man's taint in my mouth.
2024-04-13 22:44:57 +0000 UTC View PostThis is like a reverse strip tease. 🤔 Let's get dressed for ..
This is like a reverse strip tease. 🤔 Let's get dressed for today! All that's missing now is makeup and accessories!
2024-04-14 15:31:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I visited the Sherwood Forest Faire renaissance festival thi..
I visited the Sherwood Forest Faire renaissance festival this weekend and got the CUTEST paddle! The artist used the shou sugi ban technique to finish it and I'm in love. Great thud too!
2024-04-21 19:06:51 +0000 UTC View PostI was at a Renaissance Festival on Saturday and one of my ph..
I was at a Renaissance Festival on Saturday and one of my photographer friends was able to take such a wonderful photo of me! But I can't stop laughing at the obvious love bites littering my skin. I wonder what people thought when they saw me walking past! 🤣
2024-04-24 17:23:22 +0000 UTC View PostI'm being financially irresponsible and looking up lingerie ..
I'm being financially irresponsible and looking up lingerie online. 🤭 But the real question is which brands can actually handle a 36G?!
2024-04-30 17:05:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Kinda obsessed with how well these colours match 👀
Kinda obsessed with how well these colours match 👀
2024-05-05 04:02:23 +0000 UTC View PostI can't pick a favourite so I'm uploading twice! Black & whi..
I can't pick a favourite so I'm uploading twice! Black & white or in colour? 🤔
2024-05-07 14:50:14 +0000 UTC View PostI can't pick a favourite so I'm uploading twice! Black & whi..
I can't pick a favourite so I'm uploading twice! Black & white or in colour? 🤔
2024-05-07 14:50:50 +0000 UTC View PostCute new bra! 🥰🥰 And yes, there are matching panties... Snea..
Cute new bra! 🥰🥰 And yes, there are matching panties... Sneak peek on @theaudaxxxity up now. 🤭
2024-05-08 03:17:41 +0000 UTC View PostAsking both accounts! Laundry day with no lingerie. I get..
Asking both accounts! Laundry day with no lingerie. I get self conscious when I'm not all done up, so I only post when feeling perfect. But that is wrong and I should feel more appreciative of myself! Or so I'm told? So, I'll ask you... Would you like to see me more often as I am?
2024-05-09 01:51:10 +0000 UTC View PostPremium page got the full preview early, but here's a nice p..
Premium page got the full preview early, but here's a nice peek at the complete outfit I got this week! 🤭 I think you can tell why I was so excited about it! Now that it's clean at home, I can figure out some fun things to do with it!
2024-05-09 20:28:30 +0000 UTC View PostGot a friend's birthday party tonight so it's time to access..
Got a friend's birthday party tonight so it's time to accessorise!
2024-05-11 00:21:24 +0000 UTC View PostI did my civic duty of being hot in public and now it's time..
I did my civic duty of being hot in public and now it's time to be comfy in my star trek pyjamas
2024-05-11 21:08:48 +0000 UTC View PostA cropped video treat for you all on this fine Mother's Day...
A cropped video treat for you all on this fine Mother's Day... The full version is on @theaudaxxxity 💕 The perks of being able to sleep in and touch myself when I wake up, instead of dealing with family. 🤭 I may not be a MILF, but if you want to support me and these mommy milkers, I have a few options from videos I filmed in bed this morning... • $10 tip - 30sec clip of me laying back and spreading my legs open with a vibrator against my pussy • $15 tip - 30sec clip of me bent over and spreading my ass cheeks open for you with a vibe against my pussy • $20 tip - 2min clip of me bent over while I fuck myself with a dildo and a vibe • $25 tip - 1min40sec clip of me riding a dildo with a vibe while my tits bounce, and me cumming [that's where the cropped scene here comes from...] • $60 for all 4 videos 😘
2024-05-12 20:09:05 +0000 UTC View PostSomeone got a fun new toy in the mail 🫣 Guess I should post ..
Someone got a fun new toy in the mail 🫣 Guess I should post a review once I try it! I'm also curious how it would work to have people help me test it... App enabled things are fascinating.
2024-05-13 23:35:44 +0000 UTC View PostSo following up on yesterday's post... Uh, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐..
So following up on yesterday's post... Uh, ⭐⭐⭐⭐ out of ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ on that Flexer. Only really marking it down a bit because it's *so loud* that outdoors play would not be an option, and I was hoping for something with that capability. 🫣 But the functionality of the app was great, and the ability to control the speed of the "flexing" in comparison to the vibrating, either separately or together. I think I edged myself for like an hour because the sensation was so overwhelming and the goddamn snail trail that came out of me when I removed it after cumming?! That shit was effective. I need to play with it more...
2024-05-14 16:11:41 +0000 UTC View PostGetting dressed in my star trek pyjamas after my shower!
Getting dressed in my star trek pyjamas after my shower!
2024-05-17 01:55:57 +0000 UTC View Post
So, anyone who follows me on tiktok or Instagram may have al..
So, anyone who follows me on tiktok or Instagram may have already heard this... The beach trip I took on Saturday? I almost drowned. Not even kidding. I swam out a little further than I should have, and from what we can guess I got stuck in a rip current. I was trying to keep my head above water and signal my friends for help, but no one noticed that I was struggling. I was up to my chin, and could barely touch the ground while the receding waves kept pulling me back. It took 15 minutes of fighting to finally finally make it back to shore. I lost my favourite red sunglasses, but managed to save my hat and myself. But there were a few moments where I just felt so tired and ready to give up and let the water take me. It was fucking scary. I spent most of yesterday crying and trying to deal with almost dying. That's what I get for trying to be Moana.
2024-05-20 22:24:05 +0000 UTC View PostLet's get back on track. 😪 I know they're kinda granny panty..
Let's get back on track. 😪 I know they're kinda granny panty looking but I love a high cut waist on me! 🤣
2024-05-21 14:39:37 +0000 UTC View Post