Just reminding people that I do have a farm so I’m also allowed to have a cowboy hat and you cannot make fun of me for it. It’s a rule
2023-12-08 16:07:48 +0000 UTC View PostHello everyone, as you've seen I've been a bit AWOL from here and social media, been having a bit of a hard time with some drama which has taken up a lot of my emotional and mental space. Thank you to everyone whos messaged me when they saw my obvious cry for help in getting rid of my Instagram for those few days, I am a dramatic hoe at the best of times. It's been pretty damn hard to be honest, and I've lost a lot of people from my life because of it, but I'm proud of what I did and what I stood up for. Posting will return to normal scheduling tomorrow (normal scheduling being sparse and whenever I feel like it but it wont be such a long time in between xoxo)
2023-12-03 19:24:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Around here it gets dark around 4, so using the natural light while I can
2023-11-24 22:58:43 +0000 UTC View Post
A little peek a boo at some of the new stuff I got. Walked into a cyber dog and said “give me that mannequins outfit” and they did. Have 3 more pieces to add!
2023-11-15 12:23:39 +0000 UTC View PostI bet I can come quicker than you (never thought I’d say that haha but this isn’t my favourite angle so keeping it short)
2023-11-14 14:46:02 +0000 UTC View PostDamn I hope you like this angle because I took my warm socks off for you
2023-11-12 14:55:01 +0000 UTC View Post
It’s time to film some content! Which just means make a mess, same thing really
2023-11-10 14:52:03 +0000 UTC View PostPOV: im your boyfriend and notice you’re working hard
2023-11-09 19:13:59 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a wee announcement today! I’ll be meeting up with @mrbritainxvip on the 5th of December to do a naked workout together (like my naked workout but more abs I guess if you’re into that sort of thing)! Some of you may know me and Mr Britain are close but some may not know that originally we had a date set for me to do some of the ole sexy sex with him but then people got weird so I decided to just stop all collaborations and just do solo stuff. While I’m still not sure how my content will look going forward this is something a lot of people said they’d like so we’ll give it another try. Please do not put too much pressure on this, or anything I do, if I feel like I’m letting people down I’ll disappear forever
2023-11-07 01:01:44 +0000 UTC View PostOkay I’m the ghost that haunts your house and I do this, but also I change the volume on your tv to odd numbers every time you try and turn it up or down. You moving or staying?
2023-11-02 13:28:10 +0000 UTC View Post
“Oh why isn’t conzo posting very much” BECAUSE I LOOK LIKE THAT TURTLE DUDE WHO WORKS FOR THE GOVERNMENT (I don’t know his name Mike something you know who I’m talking about). I’ll be uploading a cummin video in a wee bit but just a reminder to my dudes with a beard…. Keep it. Fucking keep it
2023-11-02 02:04:37 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone! My friend @thelevlieben has started a free page and I wanted to help get his free page started! If you get the time can you go follow it and throw him some likes?
2023-10-27 19:43:28 +0000 UTC View Post
When I tell you this ghost been bustin I wasn’t lying
2023-10-25 16:46:01 +0000 UTC View PostWanna see this ghost bust? (If this isn’t the kind of content you expected from me then I don’t know what to tell ya)
2023-10-23 13:08:04 +0000 UTC View Post
Sorry about ghosting you all I’ve been not ✨handling things well✨
2023-10-20 14:10:01 +0000 UTC View PostCome join me for a wee work out! The stuff is limited so just doing whatever I can haha
2023-10-14 15:00:01 +0000 UTC View Post
Hello everyone! Sorry about the delay in content I've been running around after getting back from vacation, as you could probably tell with how quite i've been on social media as well. We've had another public meeting for planning, you're required to do these on major projects, and I never knew how much it would cost to put an add in the paper. 900 fuckin quid to do something that is required of us that people will never read? Just post it on facebook goddamn haha. But that was a good one! All the neighbours came and they didn't yell at us this time. After that we've visited another animal sanctuary that works with wildlife, it was an amazing experience and they have so many things we want to do so it's nice to see that it works. They gave us some advice on planning that sent us running around because we might be able to save 5 thousand pounds by not changing the use of the land (that's just the fee to submit the application). We've also been buying pallets to make a compost site and digging out ditches and horse shit from the neighbours house to fill it, so in a year we'll have some really great fertilizer if anyone wants a bag.
2023-10-12 11:59:24 +0000 UTC View Post
To the person who suggested I do a naked workout, I done did it, video will be up soon! Come get your thank you note for helping me know what content to make xoxo
2023-10-05 16:46:57 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh my goodness you’re just so itty bitty I didn’t see you at all, scared me so I dropped my towel :(
2023-10-03 15:23:41 +0000 UTC View PostIt’s quite embarrassing when the video doesn’t go according to plan
2023-10-02 17:38:50 +0000 UTC View Post
Have to go to an all white wedding in Portugal and I swear I look like the biggest douche at any event in pure white. WHO DOES ALL WHITE WEDDINGS?? (If you’ve done an all white wedding I’m just mad you didn’t invite me but plz show me pics of your outfit for inspiration)
2023-09-30 08:57:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Oh hello baybees, I’ll be going to Portugal for a wedding here this week so I’ll be mainly posting quick easy to do photos and videos until I get back ok the 9th! Apologies in advance but I’ll keep popping on to answer messages!
2023-09-29 11:12:10 +0000 UTC View PostYou all barked so good for me, how did I get so lucky to have the best pubs
2023-09-27 19:10:18 +0000 UTC View Post
Here are all the photos I didn’t like that didn’t make the cut
2023-09-26 14:50:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Left cheek right cheek, how many teeth marks do you think we can fit on these?
2023-09-26 10:15:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Bark if you want a video of me peeling this off and showing you what’s hidding (poorly doing so) underneath?
2023-09-25 21:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I’m not sure how I’m going to make content in this but by the gods I will try
2023-09-23 12:46:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Got a couple messages for more giant conzo stuff and more butt play, any other requests? Speak now or forever hold your peace (and by forever I mean until I ask again next week as I am very insecure). Photo for viewing pleasure
2023-09-19 21:30:52 +0000 UTC View PostThe balls were too heavy to do my wee trick today 🥺
2023-09-19 13:32:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Wanna see me take all this off and helicopter dick for a wee laugh?
2023-09-18 14:06:36 +0000 UTC View Post