Giveaway closed! I’ve just messaged the five winners so chec..
Giveaway closed! I’ve just messaged the five winners so check your inbox🥰
2021-06-05 00:31:23 +0000 UTC View Post
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Seeing how long it takes for you to jump on the bed and rip ..
Seeing how long it takes for you to jump on the bed and rip this bodysuit off me👀
2021-06-04 17:06:14 +0000 UTC View PostP.s. the giveaway is extended until tomorrow at 5pm PDT! I’m..
P.s. the giveaway is extended until tomorrow at 5pm PDT! I’m out at a patio this evening so I can’t do the draw🙈 Keep entering!
2021-06-04 00:24:00 +0000 UTC View PostDefinitely not hating this new collar...
Definitely not hating this new collar...
2021-06-03 17:29:47 +0000 UTC View PostWhen I got my hair done last month I didn’t expect the colou..
When I got my hair done last month I didn’t expect the colours would fade this fast😢 Instead of green & yellow my hair is a gross baby blue😭 I really want to dye my hair again & this time do it myself so it’s cheaper & I can do touch ups whenever I need to🥳 If anyone wants to chip in to help me get the dyes I would really appreciate it🥺 I didn’t expect to be spending money on my hair for a while after spending almost $300 on it last month🙈
2021-06-02 20:50:49 +0000 UTC View PostWednesday’s are for being wet, right?💦💦💦
Wednesday’s are for being wet, right?💦💦💦
2021-06-02 16:29:09 +0000 UTC View Post✨JUNE GIVEAWAY✨ How is it already halfway through the year?..
✨JUNE GIVEAWAY✨ How is it already halfway through the year?😱 Same as ever, this month I’m giving away free Friday videos all month long (4 videos total) to 5 lucky winners🥳 How to enter: 1. Like this post 2. Comment your favourite summer activity (Winners will be chosen with a random number generator, one entry per person!) Giveaway closes Thursday, June 3rd at 5:00pm PDT! Good luck!🥰
2021-06-01 20:49:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Sneak peek at the June renewal video😉 I use my new wand vibr..
Sneak peek at the June renewal video😉 I use my new wand vibrator and my 8” textured dildo while wearing a collar and nipple clamps😈 make sure you have your renewal on! You’ll get this exclusive 6:27 video straight to your inbox when your subscription renews this month😘 (Note: I send these out manually when your subscription renews, so give me at least 48 hours to get it to you🙈 and if you’re on a three month subscription please message me at any time for me to send it to you!)
2021-05-31 22:40:01 +0000 UTC View PostAnyone else feeling like they could use a snow day to catch ..
Anyone else feeling like they could use a snow day to catch up on some cozy time?🧐
2021-05-31 15:42:02 +0000 UTC View PostSoles are good for the soul, right? 🤔🦶
Soles are good for the soul, right? 🤔🦶
2021-05-31 00:43:40 +0000 UTC View PostI’m doing a taco night tonight🥳🥳🥳
I’m doing a taco night tonight🥳🥳🥳
2021-05-30 20:07:47 +0000 UTC View PostOkay movie vote!! Someone suggested something spooky so thes..
Okay movie vote!! Someone suggested something spooky so these are two (that are more thriller than spooky tbh) that I’ve had my eye on for a bit: 1. The Woman in the Window 2. The Hateful Eight Both are on Canadian Netflix but I’m sure they’re also streaming on some platform in other countries! Which should we watch tonight?
2021-05-29 22:39:13 +0000 UTC View PostI know it’s late notice but... would anyone be down for a mo..
I know it’s late notice but... would anyone be down for a movie night tonight? 👀 Regular timing, would start at 6:30pm PDT! Comment or message me with movie suggestions! The main reason I haven’t done a movie night in months is bc I’m really self conscious about my weight gain and having a tummy now when I’m sitting down :~~~( but I really miss doing them so I would love to start them up again!
2021-05-29 21:09:51 +0000 UTC View PostActually showering together: Overrated. Annoying. Dangerous...
Actually showering together: Overrated. Annoying. Dangerous. You’ll be cold for half of it. Rinsing off after sex together: Underrated. Easy. Nice & warm. Change my mind.
2021-05-29 17:51:34 +0000 UTC View PostENORA by VIVE review! Tl;dr: the wand head is great, the i..
ENORA by VIVE review! Tl;dr: the wand head is great, the insertable portion is negligible. Probably should have just bought a wand but I do really like the aesthetics of this one. Okay, so I avoid buying vibrators because I firmly believe nothing can top the one I have, but this one was on sale AND it’s double ended which sounded fun😛 Firstly, I looooove the wand head portion of this! It’s so intense, the first setting feels like the third setting in my usual vibe. Definitely not for everyday use but great for overstimulation if you’re into that (which I sometimes am). The next couple of settings get more intense before it goes into patterns, which I never use tbh. However, on the other end it’s not really a vibrator but more of a pulsing patch? Only a small circle on the end of it pulses which I guess is supposed to be hitting your g-spot. It has a much lower intensity and I found that I couldn’t even feel it inside my body until the third setting, and after that it’s all patterns which I don’t love. If you get it hitting the right spot on the third setting it feels good but it’s kind of just boring. It’s not strong enough to really get you heated from your g-spot and because it only pulses in that small circle you can’t really fuck yourself with it since you won’t feel the vibration at all. This may have been great if it was curved so you could use the wand head and g-spot pulser at the same time but since it’s not, I only really enjoy the wand head portion of it. I’ll definitely be using this a lot but I doubt I’ll use the insertable portion again, it’s just not strong enough. This toy is fully waterproof though so maybe some bath or shower content to come?😋
2021-05-28 22:02:56 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Friday! This week you can watch me unbox & try out my ..
Happy Friday! This week you can watch me unbox & try out my new double ended vibe for the first time😈 (9:33, $5)
2021-05-28 21:44:09 +0000 UTC View PostWhat colour should I paint my toe nails?🤔 (if you say red yo..
What colour should I paint my toe nails?🤔 (if you say red youre blocked)
2021-05-28 15:50:31 +0000 UTC View PostAn update on why my Reddit account was banned: r/showerbeer ..
An update on why my Reddit account was banned: r/showerbeer changed their rules and are no longer allowing posts from people with “ads” in their bios (an ad bring anything that references another site) and this resulted in my post being reported for involuntary pornography and my account being banned. I fully support their decisions to introduce this new rule and I have removed the reference to onlyfans from my Reddit bio. I’m hoping that this new rule doesn’t continue to encourage people to report my posts, but we’ll just have to see how that goes. I’m really hoping I’ll still be able to post in showerbeer but if my account keeps getting banned I’ll have to move away from it. 😢🍻
2021-05-27 22:35:56 +0000 UTC View PostSome more hairy puss 😼 My Reddit account was unbanned! Only..
Some more hairy puss 😼 My Reddit account was unbanned! Only took them a day and a half🙈
2021-05-27 20:49:47 +0000 UTC View PostWell, unfortunately someone reported my Reddit account and i..
Well, unfortunately someone reported my Reddit account and it has been suspended for three days due to “involuntary pornography”. Obviously all photos I have posted on there have been of myself, and I have given myself permission to post them, so this ban is under false pretences. I’m trying to appeal it and hopefully that works🥲 Reddit is my main form of advertising and 85% of my income is from subscriptions, so a three day ban is really going to affect my income. If you’ve been thinking of telling some of your friends about my page now would be a great time to do it😬😓
2021-05-26 19:09:51 +0000 UTC View Post
Lots of good places to hold onto while you fuck me😇
Lots of good places to hold onto while you fuck me😇
2021-05-24 19:13:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Do not underestimate the feeling of a cold tub edge on your ..
Do not underestimate the feeling of a cold tub edge on your clit after being in a warm bath (yes this is a weird caption, just go with it)
2021-05-22 17:28:17 +0000 UTC View PostI’m back!! This week I’ve got a good one for you to make up ..
I’m back!! This week I’ve got a good one for you to make up for missing last week🥰 watch me use my vibrator, vibrating dildo, and thrusting dildo until I cum HARD🥵 I somehow found the perfect angle and... well you’ll see😉 (8:28, $5)
2021-05-21 23:41:43 +0000 UTC View Post
So a few weeks ago I ordered the PERFECT couch, it took hour..
So a few weeks ago I ordered the PERFECT couch, it took hours to choose it and a lot of stress about spending that much money, but then the order got cancelled and they told me the couch was sold out😭😭 I’ve been putting off looking for another one because it’s just stressful (it being the first real piece of furniture I’ll be buying) but I really really do need a new couch🙈 so help me decide!! I’ve narrowed it down to these two; the first one I like because of the chaise but I don’t love the chunky look of it, the second one I like because of the look but it doesn’t have a chaise 😰 help!! P.s. the “perfect” one I found was an emerald green sleek sofa with a chaise and with rave reviews 😭😭😭😭, I don’t think I’ll ever get over it being cancelled
2021-05-20 22:52:10 +0000 UTC View Post