I may not be a genie 🧞♀️, but I can make your dreams come t..
I may not be a genie 🧞♀️, but I can make your dreams come true. 💫
2024-08-16 19:31:02 +0000 UTC View Post
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What does garlic do when it gets hot? 🧄 It takes its cloves ..
What does garlic do when it gets hot? 🧄 It takes its cloves off
2024-08-16 13:28:03 +0000 UTC View PostIf u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
If u wish u could tease me, drop a tippy 🍒😘
2024-08-16 07:27:03 +0000 UTC View PostCan I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my pa..
Can I follow you where you’re going right now? Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams 🤭
2024-08-16 01:22:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snow..
Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ☃️ He could see the snowblower coming
2024-08-15 19:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWishin u were in bed with me, tip if ur wishin the same 🛌💋
Wishin u were in bed with me, tip if ur wishin the same 🛌💋
2024-08-15 13:24:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many p..
Why did the math book look sad? 📚😢 Because it had too many problems! ➗✖️
2024-08-15 07:21:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
Where do trees go to learn? 🏡 Elemen-tree school
2024-08-15 01:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostJust being a tease 😈 tip if you like to tease then please 😘
Just being a tease 😈 tip if you like to tease then please 😘
2024-08-14 19:26:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? 🐝🤔 A may..
What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? 🐝🤔 A maybee! 🌼
2024-08-14 13:32:02 +0000 UTC View PostI'm not a thief, but if I were, I'd steal your heart 💖 in a ..
I'm not a thief, but if I were, I'd steal your heart 💖 in a heartbeat.
2024-08-14 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostIf you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
If you wish you could help me take it all off, leave a tip 😉
2024-08-14 01:29:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't skeletons fight each other? 💀🤺 They don't have the..
Why don't skeletons fight each other? 💀🤺 They don't have the guts! 🦴
2024-08-13 19:24:01 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a popsicle? 🍦 Because you're so cool, and I want to ..
Are you a popsicle? 🍦 Because you're so cool, and I want to savor every moment with you! 😎
2024-08-13 13:18:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhere do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
Where do math teachers go on vacation? 🏙 Times Square
2024-08-13 07:22:04 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a snowman with a sunburn? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
What do you call a snowman with a sunburn? ☃️🔥 A puddle! 🌊
2024-08-13 01:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostAre you a Wi-Fi signal? 📶 Because I'm feeling a strong conne..
Are you a Wi-Fi signal? 📶 Because I'm feeling a strong connection. 😏
2024-08-12 19:31:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
Why do melons have weddings? 🍉🍈 Because they cantaloupe
2024-08-12 13:24:15 +0000 UTC View Postwhy don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels 🍆💦
why don't you put the tip in, just see how it feels 🍆💦
2024-08-12 07:28:02 +0000 UTC View PostI was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was ..
I was wondering if you had an extra heart. Because mine was just stolen 😍
2024-08-12 01:23:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoars..
What do you call a pony with a sore throat? 🐴 A little hoarse
2024-08-11 19:29:03 +0000 UTC View Postif you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip 🍑
if you wish you could be behind me right now, drop a tip 🍑
2024-08-11 13:23:03 +0000 UTC View PostWhy did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 🏌️♂️👖 In case ..
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? 🏌️♂️👖 In case he got a hole in one! ⛳️
2024-08-11 07:21:02 +0000 UTC View PostAfter an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to ..
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? 🎶 Because he had a ton of sick beets
2024-08-11 01:32:01 +0000 UTC View Postif this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then y..
if this just made u think of me sitting on your face, then you should tip 😋
2024-08-10 19:29:01 +0000 UTC View PostWhat do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️💪 An abdominal..
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? ☃️💪 An abdominal snowman! ❄️
2024-08-10 13:26:02 +0000 UTC View PostI must be a snowflake ❄️ because I've fallen for you. 🥰
I must be a snowflake ❄️ because I've fallen for you. 🥰
2024-08-10 07:23:02 +0000 UTC View Posti hear tipping makes your erection last longer 🍆
i hear tipping makes your erection last longer 🍆
2024-08-10 01:22:02 +0000 UTC View PostWhy don't scientists trust atoms? ⚛️😕 Because they make up e..
Why don't scientists trust atoms? ⚛️😕 Because they make up everything! 🌌
2024-08-09 19:29:02 +0000 UTC View PostIs your dad a baker? 🥖 Because you're a sweet treat I can't ..
Is your dad a baker? 🥖 Because you're a sweet treat I can't resist sinking my teeth into! 😋
2024-08-09 13:24:03 +0000 UTC View Post