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Someone needs to give me a reason to get out of bed this morning- Or a reason not to! š„µ
2024-01-21 15:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone needs to give me a reason to get out of bed this morning- Or a reason not to! š„µ
2024-01-21 15:00:24 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you want to see a WAY better angle of this perfect ass in this outfit? Ill even show you my tight little asshole š
2024-01-21 01:00:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-20 15:00:38 +0000 UTC View Post
The cat ears stay on during sex- VIPs got these for free, and so can you!! @violetsvip
2024-01-20 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Bend me over and plow me into next week-
2024-01-19 15:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-19 01:00:17 +0000 UTC View Post
Im not a morning person, but I bet you could give me a reason to wake up š„µ
2024-01-18 15:00:16 +0000 UTC View Post
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2024-01-17 13:00:48 +0000 UTC View PostThis juicy ass needs a spanking- **Tip $11 on this post** If you want to see what this perfect ass looks like from behind, with my panties pulled to the side š„µ
2024-01-16 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
Today, my friend warned a pedestrian about a pothole- *I guess that makes him a trip advisor.* Make sure you're not walking while you stare these pictures- Id hate for you to trip! š
2024-01-15 13:00:57 +0000 UTC View Post
I organized a threesome last week. *There were a couple of no shows, but I did alright.* Here are some pics I took before It got started š
2024-01-14 13:00:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Two eggs are taking a bath. āItās awfully hot in hereā one egg says. *āThatās what gets me hardā the other egg answers.* These perfect tits will get you hard too š
2024-01-13 13:00:35 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm quitting my job to sell double sided dildos- *I hear it's a good way to make ends come together.*
2024-01-12 13:00:48 +0000 UTC View Post
I don't drink cow milk, because I'm not a baby cow. *However I do drink almond milk, because I'm a little nutty!*
2024-01-11 13:00:26 +0000 UTC View PostI wanna tell you a joke about a girl who only eats plants. *Youāve probably never heard of herbivore.*
2024-01-10 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post
Just opened my water bill and my electricity bill at the same time⦠*I was shocked* You'll be shocked when you open this photoset too š
2024-01-09 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
What does the US military and a fart have in common? **Air Force**
2024-01-07 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
My Grandma always used to say, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away. " **I don't know if that's true, or just one of Granny's myths.**
2024-01-06 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
One bird can't finish an entire bowl of Fruit Loops... **...but Toucan.** Most people can't see my nipples, but You can!
2024-01-05 13:00:12 +0000 UTC View Post
I lost the bar trivia contest last night by one point. The last question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" **Apparently the correct answer is, Fiji.** You wont find any curly hair on me š
2024-01-04 13:00:34 +0000 UTC View Post
Do you think Jeff Bezos sleeps naked? **...or with pajamazon?** I prefer to sleep with nothing on š
2024-01-03 13:00:15 +0000 UTC View Post
The Earth people in the background of a science fiction movie are **Terrestrial Extras**
2024-01-02 13:00:37 +0000 UTC View Post
This year, my New Years resolution is to finally go to the gym... **... and cancel that membership Iām been wasting money on every month since last year.** These feet are far too perfect for the blisters that come with running shoes-
2024-01-01 13:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Did you hear that NYC paid Hillary Clinton $2,000,000 as a consultant for New Years Eve? *They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.* That must have been who made my dress! Look at this, 3 pictures in and my tits have completely fallen out!
2023-12-31 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatās a bacon loverās favourite musical? *āGrease.ā* You know what else is slippery? All this spit between these perfect tits-
2023-12-30 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
King Charles III was a very good cello player when the queen was still in charge. *Heās an Artist formerly known as Prince.*
2023-12-29 13:00:10 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend claims that he āaccidentallyā glued himself to his autobiography, but I donāt believe him. *But thatās his story, and heās sticking to it.*
2023-12-28 13:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
A blonde was visiting the zoo and reached the big cat exhibit. "I wonder what these tigers would say if they could talk," she said to the man next to her. *He replied, "I'm pretty sure they'd say 'We are leopards.'"*
2023-12-27 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
It's 364 days until christmas. *And people already have their lights up!* ***Quick, let me distract you with my titties!***
2023-12-26 13:00:09 +0000 UTC View Post
Whatās the first thing Mrs Clause did when Santa got home on Christmas morning ? *Emptied his sack.* Can I empty your sack this morning?
2023-12-25 13:00:11 +0000 UTC View Post