I. Am. So. Sick. This is not the version of me I want to show you. I'll drop a video on the feed tomorrow in an attempt to make it up to you. Thank you for being the literal best to me when I'm not well. ❤️
2023-09-25 03:49:33 +0000 UTC View Post
My favorite holiday is coming! Who should I be this year?
2023-09-23 04:06:04 +0000 UTC View Post
My washing machine has breathed her last breath. I know you like it best when I can't find any clothes to wear, but if you're feeling generous, I could use a tip or two to help me replace her. Ha! I said tip...
2023-09-21 05:29:56 +0000 UTC View Post
I just really don't think you're ready
2023-09-19 05:17:10 +0000 UTC View Post
The hair is giving exhausted cockatoo. The body is giving....idk. You fill in the blank.
2023-09-17 07:00:06 +0000 UTC View Post
This is what happens to me when I think of you
2023-09-14 04:07:55 +0000 UTC View Post
She's on a work trip. And her ass is doing some work.
2023-09-13 05:26:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Another casual candle moment 🕯
2023-09-08 05:48:43 +0000 UTC View Post
That one time I pierced my nipples and played with fire. 🔥🔥
2023-09-06 05:23:56 +0000 UTC View Post
You should've been my date to this wedding 💋
2023-09-05 06:29:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Imagine all the things you could put on my lower back...
2023-08-28 06:01:30 +0000 UTC View PostJust a little preview of what's in your inbox ❤️
2023-08-24 03:27:37 +0000 UTC View Post
OF refused to load for me yesterday. So here's the ass I meant to give you. 😘 I missed you all!
2023-08-20 14:53:06 +0000 UTC View Post
Captain Morgan, but make it sexy 😘
2023-08-19 05:42:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Soaking out the germs in hopes that this silly little cold will go away. Come rub me down and feed me ice cream?
2023-08-18 04:27:16 +0000 UTC View Post
Tonight's cozy content brought to you by my early bedtime
2023-08-16 04:13:25 +0000 UTC View Post
