It’s hot AF out, so we’re gonna cool down the old fashioned ..
It’s hot AF out, so we’re gonna cool down the old fashioned way. By sucking on popsicles and each other.
2024-07-17 15:09:26 +0000 UTC View Post
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Um. I just *mayyyy* be around tonight for a little naughty s..
Um. I just *mayyyy* be around tonight for a little naughty sexting fun. Truth be told, the stress has got me feeling **horny AF**, and I need to get the poison outta me somehow…
[Tip $20 on this post or by DM to get started 😈]
Just enjoying the sunshine, letting my tits get some fresh a..
Just enjoying the sunshine, letting my tits get some fresh air.
2024-07-10 22:56:45 +0000 UTC View Post
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Free stream Saturday night at 8:50 CDT..
MARK YOUR CALENDARS!! Free stream Saturday night at 8:50 CDT. Let’s catch up, enjoy some tunes, and maybe you can watch me flick the ol’ bean! 💦
[Fair warning, shit has been chaotic of late, so the time is subject to change. Keep an eye on your DMs for updates, and ffs make sure your subscription is set to auto renew. My page is free, and I’m half decent, so what’s the bfd?]
Sorry for the lack of updates and the thinly veiled hints at..
Sorry for the lack of updates and the thinly veiled hints at serious health issues. I’ve honestly been going through the wringer lately, and I’m having a hard time coping with the news. It’s a lot to digest, and trying to process this whilst *both* parents are hospitalized has been nothing short of agonizing. At times, I honestly feel like I’m going to completely lose it.
I may or may not share what’s going on during my Saturday show. I’m a habitual over-sharer, so chances are it’ll come out eventually. I would just love to focus on having a fun night, and maybe feeling a little bit normal for a change.
In the meantime, please continue to have an occasional fap to me. I know the “sad sick girl” vibe isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but I have plenty of content on my wall, much of which is sorted by label. And I’m always happy to provide suggestions, if you contact me and let me know what you’re into.
Thank you all so much for bearing with me, and for being there throughout what has undoubtedly been the hardest year of my life. I’ve come to consider many of you to be my friends, and I’m truly thankful for your kindness and support.
And @onlyfans , you’re buggy AF sometimes, but I’m thankful for you too. This platform has allowed me to support myself whilst also being there for my family, and I truly treasure the connections I’ve made here.
Good mahhhhning! Should I post this whole set or what?
Good mahhhhning! Should I post this whole set or what?
2024-07-02 13:17:10 +0000 UTC View Post
Fully nude, revealing one of my filthiest fantasies to date...
Fully nude, revealing one of my filthiest fantasies to date.
Why so cheap? Because life can be a major shitstorm, and sometimes you gotta say “fuck it”.
If I were to do a late night stream today, would you come? P..
If I were to do a late night stream today, would you come? Please reply to the poll, answers are completely anonymous.
Thinking about starting around 9 or 10 CDT.
Stepsister JOI. Need I say more? Probably. Fully nude, 9 mi..
Stepsister JOI. Need I say more?
Probably. Fully nude, 9 minutes long, guaranteed to make you bust that guilty nut.
💦🥜😬
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Guess who got up bright and early today!!
Guess who got up bright and early today!!
2024-06-25 15:52:20 +0000 UTC View PostWish I could lounge about and continue my post-stream recove..
Wish I could lounge about and continue my post-stream recovery, but alas… The work week has begun! What are you busy doing?
2024-06-24 19:32:42 +0000 UTC View PostTelling each other dirty secrets and practicing sex position..
Telling each other dirty secrets and practicing sex positions, while absolutely *covered* in balls. Lol.
I really do love these older videos with @thecarlotta. There’s such an innocence about them, and I can see my surprise and elation at getting turned on around my IRL friend. I think they call that “bisexual confusion”? 👀
[10 minutes long]
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I have an idea!! Should I wrap up tonight’s masturbatory del..
I have an idea!! Should I wrap up tonight’s masturbatory delight with some naughty ASMR? This is a bit of an impulsive idea, so I haven’t fully thought through it yet, but I thought it might be a fun experiment. What do you think??
[Naked showtime starts at 8pm-ish CDT]
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Free Saturday night stream, starting..
THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN! Free Saturday night stream, starting around 7pm CDT. You bring the tissues, I’ll bring the b3wbz! 💦
2024-06-22 13:13:48 +0000 UTC View PostOpinion time!! *If* I do a stream this weekend, which day wo..
Opinion time!! *If* I do a stream this weekend, which day works for you?
I’ll probably start around 7pm CDT. Maybe.
Lost and found footage!! One of my first masturbation videos..
Lost and found footage!! One of my first masturbation videos!! This set features a very green redheaded Haydn, and honestly it has everything you want in a video:
Front views, back views, reverse cowgirl, masturbation, simulated BJ, and most importantly it’s girlfriendy and real! At the end, I even hold up my fingers to show you how wet I am. I can’t believe I’ve never released this before.
[Fully nude, 10 minutes long + 25 pics]
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⚠️ Critical update: I’m sorry for the lack of communication ..
⚠️ Critical update: I’m sorry for the lack of communication this past week.
As you may know, my mom has been hospitalized for the past three months. And this past Friday, I myself went into anaphylaxis during an MRI. Thanks to a very dedicated nurse, I survived. However, recovering while also caring for my mom has been beyond challenging.
I’m eager to get back to streaming and releasing the vast array of new content I have for you ASAP, but it may take a little while. In the meantime, if you would please consider browsing my wall, I would be incredibly grateful. You can sort by label, to find something up your alley.
I’m sorry if you’re new here and this is our first interaction, or if you’ve been around a while and have been worried about me. I’ll make it through this, I just really need your help in doing so. ❤️
- Haydn 💕
Wow. Sorry for the no updates. I’m alive, but I’m nowhere ne..
Wow. Sorry for the no updates. I’m alive, but I’m nowhere near being up to doing a show. Thank you for all the well-wishes, I promise to get back to chitchatting and being a nutty nymphie dream girl ASAPenis. I just need a few days to get over this allergic reaction from hell.
If you’re confused, go check my Reddit post history. The whole thing is absolutely nuts.
How do you feel about my Sarah Lynn cosplay? It’s been somew..
How do you feel about my Sarah Lynn cosplay? It’s been somewhat controversial…
2024-06-13 22:29:10 +0000 UTC View PostOh hai. Sorry for the 2 whole days of semi-silence. I went o..
Oh hai. Sorry for the 2 whole days of semi-silence. I went outside and touched grass.
I didn’t actually touch it… but I did observe it :)
Brushing my teeth topless using the cummiest paste imaginabl..
Brushing my teeth topless using the cummiest paste imaginable, then opening my mouth wiiide so you can imagine working using *something else* in place of my toothbrush.
[This is the probably closest you’re getting to seeing jizz in my mouth, so best hop on it! Plus it’s Ginger Haydn™️, what more could you ever want??]
Wooo so excited for my show tonight! Aiming to start at **7:..
Wooo so excited for my show tonight! Aiming to start at **7:30** CDT, and I’ll probably be on for 5-6 hours. **Come, have a wank and make merry!**
[By the way, it turns out some of you have been missing out on some fun stuff! I absolutely *love* streaming, but I make *tons* of content, much of which is on my wall. I just don’t like blowing up your inbox with spam every 5 seconds. Go check it out by clicking the different labels!!]
Thinking about doing a **Friday night stream**. *Are you in?..
Thinking about doing a **Friday night stream**. *Are you in?*
[Probably starting earlier for a change, maybe 6:30pm CDT. My shows usually go for 5-6 hours.]
Are you following my HaydnSpeaks account yet?? No promises, ..
Are you following my HaydnSpeaks account yet?? No promises, but once in a while my tweets are mildly interesting 🦤
2024-06-02 22:32:25 +0000 UTC View PostHang onto your seats, folks! And gear up for a **classic Sat..
Hang onto your seats, folks! And gear up for a **classic Saturday night stream with Haydn**! There will be boobs, there will be buns, there will be snizz! Oh the sights you will see… 👀
The fun starts at **8pm CDT**. Stick around for the xxx-rated private show, which costs a scant $6 to enter.
*Guaranteed to drain your balls, not your wallet.*