Considering buying a tent and sleeping out in the field sinc..
Considering buying a tent and sleeping out in the field since I can't seem to stop taking pictures out here.
2023-09-11 14:51:04 +0000 UTC View Post
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apparently a diet of cold medicine and soup does the body go..
apparently a diet of cold medicine and soup does the body good 🙏
2023-09-08 16:25:02 +0000 UTC View PostLiving in a place where you can sunbathe topless > living in..
Living in a place where you can sunbathe topless > living in a place where you can't sunbathe topless
2023-09-07 20:13:16 +0000 UTC View PostDearest friends, I hope this missive finds you in good hea..
Dearest friends,
I hope this missive finds you in good health and spirits. It is with a heavy heart and much regret that I pen these words, for I find myself in a most unfortunate state of affliction. I humbly beseech your forgiveness for my inability to fulfill my social obligations in recent days.
Alas, a malady has befallen me, one that has left me bedridden and unable to partake in the pleasures of society. My frail constitution has succumbed to the relentless grip of illness.
tl;dr - sorry for not posting I got sick and haven't been able to move for two days
A mosquito bit my butt shortly after I took this shot 😾
A mosquito bit my butt shortly after I took this shot 😾
2023-09-02 19:40:55 +0000 UTC View PostSeductively biting this sucker to get your attention.
Seductively biting this sucker to get your attention.
2023-08-31 14:03:43 +0000 UTC View PostWish I were in Venice (like I am in this picture), drinking ..
Wish I were in Venice (like I am in this picture), drinking too much red wine and getting heartburn / making out with you in one of those boats
2023-08-30 15:35:52 +0000 UTC View PostMy superpower is shooting plants out of my eyes *pew pew pew..
My superpower is shooting plants out of my eyes *pew pew pew* 🍃🌿
2023-08-28 15:37:41 +0000 UTC View Postboobs falling out of a sweater is one of life's miracles 😌
boobs falling out of a sweater is one of life's miracles 😌
2023-08-26 19:50:04 +0000 UTC View PostSun-kissed cheeks. I bet you wish you were the sun.
Sun-kissed cheeks. I bet you wish you were the sun.
2023-08-25 14:58:10 +0000 UTC View PostCome lay down we're taking a little afternoon snoozy 🥰
Come lay down we're taking a little afternoon snoozy 🥰
2023-08-23 20:18:18 +0000 UTC View PostWe're getting closer and closer to spooky season, and I need..
We're getting closer and closer to spooky season, and I need to start working on my Poison Ivy costume yesterday
2023-08-22 17:28:08 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes I get the camera angle just right, and my boobs lo..
Sometimes I get the camera angle just right, and my boobs look humongous, and that, my friends is what art is all about
2023-08-21 14:51:30 +0000 UTC View Post
testing the jiggle for the sake of scientists everywhere
testing the jiggle for the sake of scientists everywhere
2023-08-16 13:23:15 +0000 UTC View PostReally excited to create new content because my new place do..
Really excited to create new content because my new place doesn't have beige carpet
2023-08-15 13:25:51 +0000 UTC View PostSometimes when my hands get cold, I put them on my butt to w..
Sometimes when my hands get cold, I put them on my butt to warm them up
2023-08-14 15:02:13 +0000 UTC View PostI hope your weekend is nice and not full of moving boxes 🙃
I hope your weekend is nice and not full of moving boxes 🙃
2023-08-13 03:25:00 +0000 UTC View PostWelcome home, honey. I made dinner.
Welcome home, honey. I made dinner.
2023-08-10 13:14:14 +0000 UTC View PostI'm the perfect size to step on your back if your back hurts..
I'm the perfect size to step on your back if your back hurts, or even if your back doesn't hurt I can still step on you for fun if you're into that <3 lmk
2023-08-09 13:14:25 +0000 UTC View PostThis has nothing to do with what I'm about to say 😆 I sold..
This has nothing to do with what I'm about to say 😆
I sold my house!!!!
you haven't seen my abs in 5 days. u ok? 🥺
you haven't seen my abs in 5 days. u ok? 🥺
2023-08-06 13:51:25 +0000 UTC View Postin case you were wondering what I wear underneath my summer ..
in case you were wondering what I wear underneath my summer dress 😘
2023-08-04 15:08:02 +0000 UTC View Post
the technicolor dreamkimono makes a reappearance 💙
the technicolor dreamkimono makes a reappearance 💙
2023-08-02 13:00:03 +0000 UTC View PostI was too excited by this beautiful lighting to clean up the..
I was too excited by this beautiful lighting to clean up the background 🙃
2023-08-01 12:04:13 +0000 UTC View Postoiling up for the slip n slide 😳 ..jk but what if I weren't..
oiling up for the slip n slide 😳
..jk but what if I weren't? 🤔