I wouldn't exactly call myself a morning person but I am often most horny when I wake up. Which is saying something since I'm always pretty horny...
2021-02-16 02:57:59 +0000 UTC View PostHappy Valentine's day! PS, the free account is a few posts behind so it'll be a few days before you guys start seeing more face on this one. Thanks everyone =)
2021-02-14 23:52:58 +0000 UTC View Post
Hard abs and supple muscles... They herald the Great Conqueror, Cromp.
2021-02-13 03:45:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Anyone else think it'd be hot to be blown on a throne? Not the porcelain throne ya nasty!
2021-02-10 17:19:55 +0000 UTC View Post
Can a soft cock be hot? Can a soft sword be sharp? I seriously don't know the answer to the second question.
2021-02-09 04:39:46 +0000 UTC View Post
Holy frick, Cromp let loose his icy devils! I can hear them howl and claw at our windows as they cover the lands in snow! One can only sit and wait... And snuggle down and put on a movie =P
2021-02-06 03:41:04 +0000 UTC View Post
My emergency backup for when there are no towels!
2021-02-04 03:33:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm writing a horror book that won't be out for awhile so if anyone needs an extra paperweight I'll be your guy!
2021-02-03 03:23:29 +0000 UTC View Post
Selfies with my bro Andúril, the flame of the west! Why am I naked? He likes my body...
2021-01-31 23:04:31 +0000 UTC View Post
Been ultra busy the last month, finally reigning in the schedule again. Might try out the game Unto the End, has anyone played that? Lemme know, no spoilers or I will end you
2021-01-30 23:58:00 +0000 UTC View Post
A chill Friday after work, thinking about making another offering to Cromp... =P
2021-01-30 04:00:36 +0000 UTC View Post
Eh, changed my mind about as quick as I made the decision in the first place. I'll keep the free account around and alive. I think it's important and it doesn't take much effort let's be honest. If you subbed to my main account only because I said I was done with this free account then just let me know and I'll tip you the 5 bucks back if you've got it setup on here. If it doesn't apply to you then don't try to scam, I will be able to verify lol. I'll see you guys tomorrow and thanks for sticking around!
2021-01-28 07:23:38 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey guys, this is the last post on the free account! Swapping over to main account only. I'll leave this one up for another month or so before deleting. Thanks for the support everyone! Main account: onlyfans.com/cromptheconq
2021-01-25 00:37:07 +0000 UTC View Post
The wear of time has brought ruin to these feeble fabrics! Yet... They somehow only grow in hotness. Sorcery!
2021-01-24 02:40:48 +0000 UTC View Post
Check out that hip scar on the fourth pic! Honestly, if I was given the choice to go back and not get in the car I definitely still would. I friggin love it! It's been an awesome challenge for me to overcome and has become a integral part of me and a way to test myself! Some people call me masochistic. But some might call me an optimist... Yeah no they're definitely wrong though, the first group's spot on. Bring on the pain baby!
2021-01-22 11:08:20 +0000 UTC View Post
It's always fun to sneak off and take some pics when there's guests over =P
2021-01-22 03:49:20 +0000 UTC View Post
Just uploaded a video on my main account of me taking a full-on normal shower. And honestly... I love it! Maybe it's some inner-stalker part of me but I find it relaxing, personal, and sexy. https://onlyfans.com/cromptheconq?rec=102867671 And yes that's a referral link, trying to get a free subscription here to my main account that'll last me till Archaon brings about the End Times. Still never happen...
2021-01-21 04:31:13 +0000 UTC View Post
Someone needs to hire me as like an RP tavern barmaid or something lol. With the uniform as just my underwear. I don't drink but I sure know how to serve the customer ;)
2021-01-20 03:26:06 +0000 UTC View Post
New camera and new light. Also a few pics from this were fan requested! Turned out to be my favorite set so far. Aye, good omens for a good year I say =)
2021-01-17 18:42:38 +0000 UTC View Post
New phone finally came in! That means you'll be able to not only enjoy every bicep and abdominal vein in clearer quality but also every strand of nipple hair... Which begs the questions, 'was this really that wise?' Of course it was!
2021-01-17 01:30:06 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm always posting chest and abs but fo real, gotta never forget that back! This is part of what makes the man as any self-respecting barbarian knows! It also looks like i just discovered I have a butt in these pics...
2021-01-15 00:28:34 +0000 UTC View Post
'Why you have to be so bad, Zangief? Why can't you be more like good guy? Then I have moment of clarity... if Zangief is good guy, who will crush man's skull like sparrow's eggs between thighs?' Any takers?? Come on, really, most I can do is give you a minor headache and a nice view
2021-01-14 01:02:01 +0000 UTC View Post
"Should pale death, with treble dread, make the ocean caves our bed, God who hears the surges roll deign to save our suppliant soul. To four weeks!" This movie haunted me and is my favorite movie hands-down!
2021-01-12 03:30:28 +0000 UTC View Post
By Cromp's chiseled abs, its the top half of my head! Wanna come inside? Check out the main page my guys at onlyfans.com/cromptheconq ... Or don't and enjoy the view from here ;)
2021-01-11 02:44:24 +0000 UTC View Post
'The desert shimmered in the heat waves. Conan the Cimmerian stared out over the aching desolation and involuntarily drew the back of his powerful hand over his blackened lips. He stood like a bronze image in the sand, apparently impervious to the murderous sun,' My lips were dry and the only thing that i can think of is the MAN himself. And chapstick...
2021-01-07 21:15:02 +0000 UTC View Post
I confess, the reason I only play monk in d&d is so I can Roleplay with my shirt off... I'll post where I store my Ki later on my main account onlyfans.com/cromptheconq ;P
2021-01-06 20:34:12 +0000 UTC View Post
By Cromp's mountainous bicep! Had a friend take pictures using their phone and what a difference! That'll be the first purchase of the year. Check out my main account for that buldge unveiling going up next.
2021-01-04 22:09:54 +0000 UTC View Post
Just a relaxing Sunday watching the best fantasy TV show... Think anyone can guess it? =P Hint, its not GoT lol. I'll deal out some free trials for my main account to people who somehow manage to get it. I'll be pretty surprised. Three guesses max.
2021-01-03 19:38:17 +0000 UTC View Post
The gods envy us. They envy us because we’re mortal, because any moment may be our last. Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier than you are now. We will never be here again. Know the movie? =P
2021-01-03 01:07:53 +0000 UTC View Post