Seconds after this picture was taken, the photographer was sucked into the portal hidden inside my ass 🕳️, which took him to...
2023-07-13 17:10:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I've heard an absolutely shocking rumor about you! Is it true... *that you like butts?!* 😱
2023-07-12 16:57:05 +0000 UTC View Post
People often ask me what I have hidden "up there." To be perfectly honest with you, it's...
2023-07-11 17:07:03 +0000 UTC View Post
I want to sling my way into your heart 🕷️🕸️❤️
(P.S. Tip the special VIP price of $3 on this post and get a webby treat in your messages! DISCLAIMER: NO ACTUAL WEBS WERE SLUNG IN THE MAKING OF THIS POST)
*Motivational Monday!* Don't forget to touch your toes today! A stretchy person is a healthy person! (That's what the internet told me anyway... 🤸♀️)
2023-07-10 17:05:22 +0000 UTC View Post
I should have been in those old American Apparel ads but alas, I missed out 😭
2023-07-09 17:02:41 +0000 UTC View Post
the look on my face when playtime gets interrupted by pizza delivery 😭❤️🍕
2023-07-08 17:11:07 +0000 UTC View Post
It's Friday! You know what that means...
2023-07-07 18:44:37 +0000 UTC View Post
That Julia Ann is always messing around 🤪! This time she...
2023-07-06 17:02:27 +0000 UTC View Post
sometimes I like to leave my panties on because it feels naughtier... 🤍
2023-07-05 17:00:08 +0000 UTC View Post
*"Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July, and you will once again be fighting for our freedom. Not from tyranny, oppression, or persecution… but from annihilation. We're fighting for our right to live. To exist. And should we win the day, the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday, but as the day when the world declared in one voice: We will not go quietly into the night! We will not vanish without a fight! We're going to live on! We're going to survive! Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!"*
2023-07-04 17:02:04 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!* Tear apart the obstacles in your way! You can do anything! You're the Incredible Hulk 💚! (Or Hulk Hogan💛. Pick a Hulk and live your dream!)
2023-07-03 17:02:05 +0000 UTC View Post
I wanted to write a clever caption here but I am not clever today so please write your caption idea/ideas below! 😅
2023-07-02 16:58:03 +0000 UTC View Post
John Strong is whispering sweet nothings in my ear, if you consider it sweet when someone tells you how they're going to... well, I can't say those words on OF so use your imagination 🥵
2023-07-01 17:03:04 +0000 UTC View Post
*"mmrph mrrrph mrrpppph"*
(Guess in what I'm saying in the comments!)
Steely Dan (the pet rooster with authority issues) has, yet again, run away with my clothes! What a jerk 😡!! How should I punish him?
2023-06-29 17:10:06 +0000 UTC View Post
***Update on the madness!*** 😵💫
I still have no idea what is going on with my other, lower-tier sub OnlyFans page. I received a "FINAL WARNING, NO MORE TOS VIOLATIONS" notice from OF on Sunday morning which disappeared a few hours later (without me clicking on it!) so maybe someone at OF saw my sad tweets and fixed it? Or not? 🤔
(The problem I'm having is that content I sent *prior* to the Terms of Service change in 2021 is now getting flagged as ToS violations. A lot. **A LOT.** Over a hundred times in the past seven days. Probably over 300 times this month.)
So... back to business as usual? Until something else happens? If anything happens?? 🤔🤔
Anyhow, you can follow me on Twitter (to see more of what's going on) or on The Other Site (in comments) if you wanna! *This* page seems fine, I'm having no problems with it, woo! ❤️
*Pictured: your resident porn star and her boobs, currently in Portland, exhausted from this entire ass month, and chugging RedBull.* 🐂😴
Someone please tell Commissioner Gordon that the Bat Signal is *not* for booty calls, he's driving me nuts!!😩😩
2023-06-28 16:45:07 +0000 UTC View Post
I refuse to get out of bed!! The only thing that could get me up is...
2023-06-27 17:01:46 +0000 UTC View Post
*Motivational Monday!*
Don't hesitate! Spank the day before it spanks you! (Unless you like being spanked, then bend over and show those cheeks to the day 😘)
Sit. Stay. Roll over. *Beg.*
Good boy.🖤
If you haven't checked your messages, there is a ***BRAND NEW VIDEO*** with Sophia Burns, Julia Ann, Aiden Starr, and... me (duh 😝) waiting for you!
But I also have some fun and sexy photos! Just this once (normally this would be $35), tip the VIP special price of $12 on this post and you will get...
😈 Fiffteen sexy pics of us doing naughty things to each other!
😈 Ten fancy lady pics like this one!
😈 Five pics of us screwing around, being hot idiots because we're hot idiots
^I know that's not how to spell that number but OF won't let me use that number SO HERE WE ARE.*
Star Nine is my chew toy, you can't have her! (woof, grr, etc 🐶❤️)
2023-06-23 17:04:50 +0000 UTC View Post
I'm here to distract you while Steely Dan 🐓, the pet rooster with authority issues, sneaks through your personal belongings. He's looking for evidence to prove that you...
2023-06-22 17:03:47 +0000 UTC View Post
Hey, can you please pass me that (ahem) tool? I have something I need to screw... 🪛
2023-06-21 17:11:02 +0000 UTC View Post
Look, ma, no skin! Or face!! 😱
*(this from the mocap I've been doing for the last couple days)*
Towering above you is Casey Calvert, Goddess of Desire and...
2023-06-20 17:04:49 +0000 UTC View Post*Motivational Monday!*
No one can tell if a pet rooster with authority issues is working to dismantle the cryptocurrency industry if you distract them with sexiness. 🥵👀💸🔨🐓
