I tried to make my cupcake look like a dick. I know it's not..
I tried to make my cupcake look like a dick. I know it's not perfect.
2024-10-29 19:58:13 +0000 UTC View Post
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Swipe right to remove beardzo.
Swipe right to remove beardzo.
2024-10-29 16:16:48 +0000 UTC View PostMy nipples hurt ever since I put on this weight. Idk, maybe ..
My nipples hurt ever since I put on this weight. Idk, maybe it has something to do with my beard?
2024-10-28 23:09:35 +0000 UTC View PostAnybody read Neuromancer? Original cyber punk novel. Never d..
Anybody read Neuromancer? Original cyber punk novel. Never did finish it. Too busy being in drugs I guess.
2024-10-27 16:06:51 +0000 UTC View Post
I can't read with you all staring at me 🫣
I can't read with you all staring at me 🫣
2024-09-17 11:00:47 +0000 UTC View PostReading up on how to be naked better 🤓
Reading up on how to be naked better 🤓
2024-09-17 04:01:03 +0000 UTC View Post
My friend says I can't fuck her tiny teddy bear. She says th..
My friend says I can't fuck her tiny teddy bear. She says that now. We will see about that...
2024-09-14 00:25:11 +0000 UTC View PostJerking off sneakily while my roomate snores on the other si..
Jerking off sneakily while my roomate snores on the other side of the room 🤫
2024-09-08 03:12:21 +0000 UTC View PostHere's some dick pics from last night.
Here's some dick pics from last night.
2024-09-06 19:09:23 +0000 UTC View Post
Here I am jerking off in the shower room. This is usually ho..
Here I am jerking off in the shower room. This is usually how it goes down these days. The 2nd video is the cumshot if you wanna skip ahead 🙃😉😊
2024-09-04 23:26:33 +0000 UTC View Post
I think my ass got bigger. And whiter.
I think my ass got bigger. And whiter.
2024-09-03 22:22:45 +0000 UTC View PostWorking real hard on getting fat and hairy for the monster w..
Working real hard on getting fat and hairy for the monster witch who wants to eat my bones 🧙♀️🦴
2024-07-19 23:09:13 +0000 UTC View PostDancing in the shower to "I Don't Feel Like Dancin'" by The ..
Dancing in the shower to
"I Don't Feel Like Dancin'"
by The Scissor Sisters
Just when you thought I couldn't get any sillier. Hahahaha
Dry humping my laptop. You smash PCs, bro???
Dry humping my laptop.
You smash PCs, bro???
Can someone use photoshop to make my dick look uncirumcised?
Can someone use photoshop to make my dick look uncirumcised?
2024-05-13 17:39:57 +0000 UTC View PostHere's a link to my final research paper I wrote about teddy..
Here's a link to my final research paper I wrote about teddy bears for my marketing graduate course. I originally asked to make it about teddy bear sex toys but my professor said that wasn't appropriate 😒🫨😭 https://oblivionlibrary.com/2024/05/09/barnes-noble-birthday-bears/
2024-05-09 16:38:07 +0000 UTC View Post
Idk what to say about this. It just is.
Idk what to say about this. It just is.
2024-05-01 20:19:33 +0000 UTC View PostHere's my dick. I heard you guys like dick pics. Damn i need..
Here's my dick. I heard you guys like dick pics. Damn i need to shave.
2024-04-30 16:57:01 +0000 UTC View Post