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I sent a panicked “SORRY WRONG PERSON” message immediately a..

I sent a panicked “SORRY WRONG PERSON” message immediately after, but let’s be honest… the damage is done. Might as well live up to the reputation now. 😏

On the bright side, my order was delivered extra fast. On th..

On the bright side, my order was delivered extra fast. On the not-so-bright side, my food came with a side of humiliation.

Opened the door to grab my food, and we made brief eye conta..

Opened the door to grab my food, and we made brief eye contact. Pretty sure he knows. Pretty sure I can never show my face in this city again.

Tried to sext but accidentally sent my Uber Eats driver “I’m..

Tried to sext but accidentally sent my Uber Eats driver “I’m dripping for you” … so yeah, breakfast is going to be awkward. Do I tip extra or just never order again? 😭

The sun is up, the birds are singing, and I am already looki..

The sun is up, the birds are singing, and I am already looking like trouble. Let us make today one to remember… or at least one to moan about later 💦

I do not even know why I bother making plans when we all kno..

I do not even know why I bother making plans when we all know I am going to get sidetracked posing naked in front of my mirror. Honestly, I think I need a “professional excuse maker” at this point.

Was fully dressed and ready to leave, then thought, “Maybe j..

Was fully dressed and ready to leave, then thought, “Maybe just one quick pic.” Thirty minutes, a full photoshoot, and a completely abandoned schedule later… well, here we are.

Got distracted taking nudes and now I am late for literally ..

Got distracted taking nudes and now I am late for literally everything. Again. I swear I had every intention of being on time today, but then the lighting hit just right, and suddenly, my priorities changed. Can you really blame me? 😏

Good morning to everyone who woke up thinking of me… and to ..

Good morning to everyone who woke up thinking of me… and to those who did not—let us fix that immediately 😘

Can someone explain why I have a mystery bruise but zero mem..

Can someone explain why I have a mystery bruise but zero memory of how I got it? Either I am sleepwalking into walls, or I had a very eventful night and forgot to take notes.

Honestly, at this point, my thighs are like a scrapbook of q..

Honestly, at this point, my thighs are like a scrapbook of questionable decisions. Some of these bruises are from being clumsy… but some? Well, let’s just say not all “accidents” are bad.

Found a random bruise on my thigh… either I am too wild or j..

Found a random bruise on my thigh… either I am too wild or just a total klutz. Maybe both? One minute, I am living my best life; the next, my legs look like I lost a wrestling match with my furniture. Should I be concerned, or just take it as a sign of a good time? 😏

𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓Due to popular demand, I’ve made another amateur..

𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐑𝐓 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓

Due to popular demand, I’ve made another amateur solo video!

Please enjoy me in my bedroom squirting in my new lingerie. It’s very fun and natural with a real orgasm at the end!

I promise you won’t be disappointed. 🍑 ✨

Another day, another chance to make questionable decisions i..

Another day, another chance to make questionable decisions in the name of ‘self-care.’ Thinking today’s plan involves wearing something tiny, feeling myself, and sending you proof. Sound good? 🥵

Some people sip tea with grace; I, however, turn every snack..

Some people sip tea with grace; I, however, turn every snack into a full-blown performance. At this point, I should just make a menu of “foods I should not eat in just anywhere.” Popsicles? On the list. Bananas? Banned. Lollipops? Absolutely not. 😈

It started so innocently, just a girl, a popsicle, and a hot..

It started so innocently, just a girl, a popsicle, and a hot day. Then I looked down, realized what I was doing, and suddenly felt like I needed to either start a career in ASMR or apologize to the frozen food aisle.

Told myself I would be classy today… then I deep-throated a ..

Told myself I would be classy today… then I deep-throated a popsicle without thinking. Some things are just instinct. One second, I was cooling off, and the next, I was making accidental eye contact with my neighbor through the window. Do I explain myself or just own it? 😏

Woke up feeling like a menace today, fully prepared to be th..

Woke up feeling like a menace today, fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Was not planning on getting turned on by an appliance today,..

Was not planning on getting turned on by an appliance today, but here we are. Should I finish the laundry or let the laundry finish me? 😈

They say laundry is a boring task, but that just means they ..

They say laundry is a boring task, but that just means they are doing it wrong. Who knew ‘spin cycle’ could have a whole new meaning? 💦

Sat on my washing machine during the spin cycle for scientif..

Sat on my washing machine during the spin cycle for scientific reasons… best decision of my life. Never thought I would be jealous of my own laundry 😏

Good morning! Woke up feeling like a menace today—fully prep..

Good morning! Woke up feeling like a menace today—fully prepared to be the reason someone’s mind wanders in all the wrong (or right) directions 😈 Who is brave enough to handle me this early?

Tried to stretch, but every move just made things jiggle in ..

Tried to stretch, but every move just made things jiggle in a way that had me completely losing focus. Maybe I should just film this ‘workout’ instead?

Was supposed to do a workout, but got distracted testing jus..

Was supposed to do a workout, but got distracted testing just how much support this bra actually has. For science, obviously.

Put on a sports bra with intentions… ended up just bouncing ..

Put on a sports bra with intentions… ended up just bouncing around and admiring the view. Honestly, I think I burned more calories just staring at myself than I would have at the gym. 😏

𝐒𝐔𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓You guys have been lightly nudging me for WEEKS fo..

𝐒𝐔𝐍 𝐒𝐐𝐔𝐈𝐑𝐓

You guys have been lightly nudging me for WEEKS for a longer squirt video, and it’s finally HERE! I don’t think I’ve EVER cum this hard in my life.

THIS VIDEO IS SO HOT. IT WILL MAKE YOU DIZZY!!

Woke up, checked my phone, and realized I have way too much ..

Woke up, checked my phone, and realized I have way too much teasing to do today. Should I start slow, or just ruin your focus immediately? 😘

I might just make a few risky choices today. Low-cut top? C..

I might just make a few risky choices today. Low-cut top? Check. Naughty thoughts? Always. A little secret under my skirt? Guess you will have to find out.

I mean I am feeling wild, flirty, and just a little bit misc..

I mean I am feeling wild, flirty, and just a little bit mischievous. Maybe I should put my hands to good use and test my own luck tonight—unless someone wants to take over? 😈

I mean I just tried on a tiny green outfit, and it is clingi..

I mean I just tried on a tiny green outfit, and it is clinging to all the right places. Should I keep it on or see how fast I can take it off?