Last day of having 27-year-old boobies. Starting tomorrow, I will have 28-year-old boobies. I like how much fuller theyβve gotten. They hang a bit lower than when I first got them, 10+ years ago. I would always stuff them in sports bras to conceal their shape, or wear baggy shirts as not to draw any attention to their utter (udder) perfection. But the other day, I bought my first underwire bra, to lift my boobies up, as if to say: Iβm giving in! Iβm not fighting you anymore, big perfect tits! It ended up being a total disaster. T-shirts didnβt quite fit the same, and the tits would get in the way during working hours (totally unprofessional, not my style). Now I just go shirtless and soapy. Iβm looking forward to seeing how they hang the next 10+ years. β€οΈβ€οΈ Happy bday to me!