

Willow on my dildo
Use my dildo as a pillow
Takin a ride on Clyde
If you’re funny you get the honey
Call me dr Seuss I’m about to bounce this caboose
I’m now naming this dildo Clyde 😂😂 my trusty dusty dildo didn’t sound any better lmao
About to slide and guide Clyde into the great divide 😏
This is Clyde
Let’s go for a ride
I cried
And he replied
I’ll be your guide
Just slip and slide
Me inside
And I did abide
And now I sit cross-eyed
And tongue tied
After the fun he did provide