Willow on my dildo Use my dildo as a pillow Takin a ride on Clyde If youβre funny you get the honey Call me dr Seuss Iβm about to bounce this caboose Iβm now naming this dildo Clyde ππ my trusty dusty dildo didnβt sound any better lmao About to slide and guide Clyde into the great divide π This is Clyde Letβs go for a ride I cried And he replied Iβll be your guide Just slip and slide Me inside And I did abide And now I sit cross-eyed And tongue tied After the fun he did provide