WHEN @handsomedevils IS AWAY, MY DILDO IS MY SURROGATE BOYFRIEND AND HE LOVES ME BUT I DONT KNOW HOW TO EXPLAIN TO HIM (THE DILDO) THAT, UR JUST NOT *HIM* (THE BOYFRIENDπ) π€·ββοΈ IM SORRYYYYY DILDO GOES IN THE FRIEND ZONE DESPITE PRACTICALLY LIVING IN MY PUSSY β οΈβ οΈβ οΈ this dildo is 9 inches and it *still* doesnt hit that special place in the back of my throat OR pussy that only my boyfriend has been big enough to venture into π€€ that's his zone π