







Oh hey you! I didn’t know you was popping by? How’s your mum? I haven’t seen her for a while…
Yeah, tell me about it, who puts up bin sheds in winter eh? Have you been going to the gym? You’re looking really good! 😍
I’ve got a thing that needs lifting in the utility, could you help me? I’ll show you where it is!
LOL - okay I lied, I’ve fancied you for a little bit and since I’m home alone shall we just do something and not tell anyone about it? Promise you won’t tell your mum? Pinky?