Help me take off my dress & get ready for bed after a long n..

Help me take off my dress & get ready for bed after a long night of making bad decisions🤦🏼‍♀️ Where should I start? 1st- My daughter & I were exploring the ship & came across a cell phone & a wallet filled with cash in a chair on the smoking deck. It must’ve been a test of my character because a hour later, i lost my own wallet with over $500, my id & credit cards. Thankfully I did “The Right Thing” and turned in everything I had found because to my surprise, someone did the same for me. Not 1 dollar was touched and i am still in shock😳 I’m grateful but still very shocked!! 2nd- Decided to grab a toy from my suitcase and have some fun with myself out on the smoking deck. While doing so a crew member came outside and nearly caught me. But then I couldn’t find the off button without lifting my dress and you could hear the buzzing sound so it was obvious what I was doing out there. He then offered services that I don’t think his employer would approve of and he made sure I kept my mouth shut so they didn’t hear us either. I can still taste the sweat on his palms from him grabbing my face and covering my mouth so I couldn’t make any sounds. Fuck that was so hot!! Lastly- My walk of shame after being bent over the wooden balcony and getting my white dress completely covered in whatever they wax it with. My dress is fucked but so was I and it was so worth it! I really liked that dress too😭 Maybe you can send me a little something extra to buy a new one for this next cruise I’m going on for NYE. Anyways I have the hottest video of us but I dont know his name to get his permission so I guess I’ll have to keep that for myself for now🤤 I bet the security footage is fucking amazing.