Hey Gang, It’s your boy Tyler A.K.A The Red Duke, A.K.A The..

Hey Gang, It’s your boy Tyler A.K.A The Red Duke, A.K.A The Gingerbeard Man, and A.K.A La Pelirroja Grande back at it again with another sex toy review. Today we will be looking The Doc Johnson SoPumped penis pump that you can find online or at your local sex shop anywhere between $28-$32 depending on your location. Going forward I would like to state that I was a penis pump virgin before this review and like a lot of people I had a lot of apprehension about these types of products. Thoughts of “how well will this work?”, and “Can I do permanent damage to my dick?” rattled around in my head. After doing research on my own friends I am glad to say not only does this type of product work(though results may vary depending on the individual, trust me we will get there), it is arguably the most safest subgenre of sex toys I have ever done research on. All that preamble aside let’s get to the actual product we will be reviewing today. The SoPumped penis pump is categorized in what I would like to call the started set category of penis pumps. It has only three functions: a slot to insert the penis into the tube, a knob to pump(PUN INTENDED), and a button to release the pressure which allows for very low user error. Simply put your penis into the device(Some lube may be necessary BTW), turn on some your favorite porn (for the entirety of this review I masturabated to the stunning @missnotonsilspremium :) )and pump it’s literally that easy. See the pumping action creates a vacuum, this of course removes all the air from the tube which causes the Corpora Cavernosa(AKA the thousands of little airbags that make your wang hard) to expand rapidly causing an amplified erection. You may feel a prickly sensation while pumping that should only cause mild discomfort that is just your vessels expanding beyond the norm, and of course if the sensation goes beyond mild discomfort I would stop immediately. Here is the part that is different for every person depending on the size, shape, and regular function or penis results may vary. For like I’ve stated before I was cursed with crooked teeth but blessed with a big thick cock. As you could see from my before and after pictures I didn’t gain a lot of length but I did receive a lot of girth so much to the point even that my bulging veins made my dick feel like it was ribbed. In doing research I've seen results and stories of individuals who were less endowed than me gaining several inches and girth then I did so like I said earlier results may vary. However the only negative I can say about this type of toy and process is that the fantasy of a magic device that can give you an UBER DONG is somewhat short lived unless you have a handy dandy cock ring that can help keep your erection nice and hard which of course not included in the SoPumped kit and is sold separately. Finally when it comes to cleaning up and storage the toy can easily be disassembled for storage purposes, and the simple is extremely easy to clean and maintain upkeep so this toy can definitely last. The Doc Johnson SoPumped is honestly what I consider the beginning toy for those who wish to get into pumping and it gets a solid 9 outta 10 and is definitely worth your money so sit back relax pump away and enjoy stroking your massive veiny cock like I did!