

I'm watching The Bachelorette and while it's mostly a show that I cannot relate to, I feel the contestant's thirst SO HARD RN. When will I ride a real live cock in the flesh? Get my face shoved into a pillow while I'm pounded doggie style? Hair pulled and face fucked? It's a damn good thing I get off on tease and denial because these past eight months have been a real tease.