

Yet again a jerk in the car at night.
Funny story. I sometimes went to the beach to get away from all the bananas things going on in my life during my divorse.
I stripped down naked in the car in this absolutely deserted beach.
Suddenly I can see a police car coming up. It was about 15 seconds away and as a deer in the headlights I couldn't move.
They can up right in front of me and used a flashlight to shine a bit of light on me. OMG.
Very embarrased about the prospect of having to leave my car naked.
A guy jerking off in his car was probably not what they were looking for.