HEAR ME, HOUNDS! The Gods Of Cock have taken my mate (I dum..
Added 2021-01-22 18:28:18 +0000 UTCHEAR ME, HOUNDS! The Gods Of Cock have taken my mate (I dumped dat bro) and due to the Great COVID drought of 2020/2021 my cock fields remain barren! I pray to the Devine Dick-Givers daily, but the skies remain clear! Pray with me! 🙏 Please, O Erect Ones, make it rain dicks once more! I invoke the great Spirit of Geri Halliwell! Send dicks from on high! 🙌 (Long story short, I can't make any porn right now because this god damn social distance bullshit. 🤷 Now, before y'all start throwin' ya hands up yelling "I pay tribute!" take into consideration the fact that I don't fuck strangers. Just cause I'm a stripper don't make me a hoe. Thank you.) K but I'm actually low-key gonna listen to "it's raining Men" now...
