My friend Bill gets home from work late again, and his girlfriend is angry. She hollers at Bill, βI AM FURIOUS. WHEN I GO OUTSIDE TOMORROW THERE BETTER BE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 to 200 IN 6 SECONDSβ. Bill Says, βOkβ. The next morning there is a box outside! She opens itβ¦Itβs a scale! Bill hasnβt been seen for weeks. This joke is dedicated to my good friend and fan Bill. Creators, drop your @ in the comments. You need a fan like Bill. Good humored polite and supportive. Maybe he will check you out.