SLEEPING ON THE COUCH EDITION I took my girlfriend out shopping this evening and she spoted a pair of boots she loved. I told her, βNo chance love, theyβre way too expensive.β Later on in bed, she was just falling asleep when I tried my luck and placed my hand on her hip and then lowered it to her thigh. She turned to me a said, βI donβt think so cowboy. If youβre not prepared to shoe the horse then you sure as hell ainβt riding it.