**Slap her ass, and face the consequences Well, you did it. You really pissed her off now. She turns around with a glare. βHello insolent swine,β she chides. βYou can keep your hands off of me. In fact, I think Iβm going to punish you. Put your hands behind your back and kneel in that corner.β She moves behind you and you hear a drawer being opened. βIβll let you decide between four terrible things. So, which one will it be?β